Spam email of the week
Subject: [WARNING: VIRUS REMOVED] THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER
OMG YOU GUYS THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE THANKFULLY SOMEONE MAYBE IT WAS MACGYVER REMOVED A VIRUS FROM THIS EMAIL ABOUT THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER I DIDN'T MAKE
I VE JUST COME FROM WESTERN UNION
AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED THAT WAS A JOKE
AND HERE IS A SCANNED PHOTO FROM THE TRANSFER MTCN
THAT IS NOT A WORD OR ANYTHING RESEMBLING A THING I UNDERSTAND. THE ATTACHMENT ON THIS EMAIL READS "Removed Attachment.txt (362 B)" AND THERE IS NO ATTACHMENT BUT MAYBE THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE 362 BIGABYTES? IS TOO BIG FOR MY COMPUTER
MTCN : 6255579485
THIS INFORMATION IS HELPFUL HOLD ON LET ME PRINT OUT THIS EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT THIS FAKE TRANSACTION NUMBER IN CASE I NEED IT FOR MY MONEY
HELLO SIR I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE MONEY TRANSFERRED TO ME FROM THAT EMAIL ABOUT THE THING
"I'm sorry, sir, I'm going to need you to be more specific, and also please stop yelling."
I HAVE A MTCN THINGEE SEE RIGHT HERE LOOK AT THE NUMBERS TOTALLY OFFICIAL I'D LIKE THE MONEY IN AN ENVELOPE AND A LOLLIPOP FOR ME I MEAN MY DAUGHTER
"Sir, our transaction numbers begin with a letter, and this email you have here is from ... squinting ... 'Tessy Caring,' who has a Yahoo email address and who is probably fake."
YOU SIR ARE A VIRUS AND I'D LIKE YOU REMOVED PLEASE
THE AMOUNT IS 500 $
SOME PEOPLE PUT THE DOLLAR SIGN AFTER THE NUMBER AND ALSO AFTER A SPACE KIND OF A BRITISH THING TO DO REAL FANCY. LEAVES YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT
THE AMOUNT IS 500 CHICKENS J/K
THE AMOUNT IS 500 BIGABYTES LOLZ
THE AMOUNT IS 500 LBS THAT GUY LOST ON THE BIGGER LOSER J/K BUT HE DID LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT SERIOUSLY GREAT SHOW
THE AMOUNT IS 500 $
HOPE YOU ARE NOW SATISFIED
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
AND MY BEST WISES AND GOOD GREETINGS.
GREETINGS LIKE DOLLAR SIGNS COME AT THE BEGINNING NOT END TRADITIONALLY
GOOD LUCK
WHO NEEDS LUCK WHEN YOU HAVE 500 $ OF STRAIGHT CASH HOMEY BOUT TO BUY A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BERT'S BEES LIP BALM THAT SHIZZ IS EXPENSIVE YO LIKE 4 $ A POP #THUGLIFE
OMG YOU GUYS THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE THANKFULLY SOMEONE MAYBE IT WAS MACGYVER REMOVED A VIRUS FROM THIS EMAIL ABOUT THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER I DIDN'T MAKE
I VE JUST COME FROM WESTERN UNION
AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED THAT WAS A JOKE
AND HERE IS A SCANNED PHOTO FROM THE TRANSFER MTCN
THAT IS NOT A WORD OR ANYTHING RESEMBLING A THING I UNDERSTAND. THE ATTACHMENT ON THIS EMAIL READS "Removed Attachment.txt (362 B)" AND THERE IS NO ATTACHMENT BUT MAYBE THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE 362 BIGABYTES? IS TOO BIG FOR MY COMPUTER
MTCN : 6255579485
THIS INFORMATION IS HELPFUL HOLD ON LET ME PRINT OUT THIS EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT THIS FAKE TRANSACTION NUMBER IN CASE I NEED IT FOR MY MONEY
HELLO SIR I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE MONEY TRANSFERRED TO ME FROM THAT EMAIL ABOUT THE THING
"I'm sorry, sir, I'm going to need you to be more specific, and also please stop yelling."
I HAVE A MTCN THINGEE SEE RIGHT HERE LOOK AT THE NUMBERS TOTALLY OFFICIAL I'D LIKE THE MONEY IN AN ENVELOPE AND A LOLLIPOP FOR ME I MEAN MY DAUGHTER
"Sir, our transaction numbers begin with a letter, and this email you have here is from ... squinting ... 'Tessy Caring,' who has a Yahoo email address and who is probably fake."
YOU SIR ARE A VIRUS AND I'D LIKE YOU REMOVED PLEASE
THE AMOUNT IS 500 $
SOME PEOPLE PUT THE DOLLAR SIGN AFTER THE NUMBER AND ALSO AFTER A SPACE KIND OF A BRITISH THING TO DO REAL FANCY. LEAVES YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT
THE AMOUNT IS 500 CHICKENS J/K
THE AMOUNT IS 500 BIGABYTES LOLZ
THE AMOUNT IS 500 LBS THAT GUY LOST ON THE BIGGER LOSER J/K BUT HE DID LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT SERIOUSLY GREAT SHOW
THE AMOUNT IS 500 $
HOPE YOU ARE NOW SATISFIED
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
AND MY BEST WISES AND GOOD GREETINGS.
GREETINGS LIKE DOLLAR SIGNS COME AT THE BEGINNING NOT END TRADITIONALLY
GOOD LUCK
WHO NEEDS LUCK WHEN YOU HAVE 500 $ OF STRAIGHT CASH HOMEY BOUT TO BUY A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BERT'S BEES LIP BALM THAT SHIZZ IS EXPENSIVE YO LIKE 4 $ A POP #THUGLIFE
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As far as a book goes, there IS another one in the works, but it's not about spam email. I'll keep you and the other eight people who might buy it updated.