Spam email of the week
Subject: Classified Ads !!
LET'S PLACE SOME CLASSIFIED ADS!! YEA!!! FEW THINGS EVOKE SUCH A LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT
Dear Sir/Ma,
DEAR SIR OR MY MOTHER
I will like to place an Ad with your company and i want you to get back to me with the total cost for the adverts to run for 6 weeks and below is my Ad text :
JIMINY CHRISTMAS TAKE A BREATH
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THIS LINE WILL SEPARATE MY EMAIL NONSENSE FROM THE NONSENSE I AM REQUESTING YOU OFFICIALLY PUBLISH
Ad Text : Barry & Associates, Inc....Full-time & Part-time/Accounting Managers & Sales Representatives. Requirements - Should be computer Literate,
COMPUTER LITERATE. YES THAT IS A PHRASE MANY COMPANIES USE THESE DAYS.
"POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE TELL ME CAN YOU READ A COMPUTER?"
"Ummm, not quite sure what that mea--"
"NEXT APPLICANT PLEASE"
Full charge bookkeeping experience. Reception and basic accounting knowledge needed. For more Details email at rab.john922@gmail.com
YES PLEASE EMAIL ME ABOUT THIS JOB AT MY PERSONAL GMAIL AND NOT ANYTHING BUSINESS-RELATED BECAUSE BARRY & ASSOCIATES IS FAKE I MEAN BARRY IS ON VACATION ... FROM EMAIL ... I MEAN HE IS DEAD WE HAVEN'T HIRED AN I.T. GUY YET. ALSO MY NAME IS RAB JOHN. FIRST NAME RAB LAST NAME JOHN. RAB JOHN. THERE ARE 921 RAB JOHNS ALREADY ON GMAIL NOT MY FAULT.
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BACK TO THE EMAIL PART
Kindly get back to me with the quote of the advert for 6 weeks,and also how do you run your adverts?
DO YOU RUN THEM IN THE NEWSPAPER AND ONLINE OR DO YOU FLOAT THEM INTO THE SKY IN HOT AIR BALLOONS, IS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT QUESTION
i will happily like to via credit card,
THAT IS NOT A TYPO I DON'T PLAN ON PAYING OOPS I MEAN THAT IS A TYPO SORRY
i will email you the whole credit card details
THAT IS A THING HUMANS SAY RIGHT? "HERE IS MY WHOLE CREDIT CARD DETAILS PLEASE PROCESS I WANT TO PURCHASE THESE MOON BOOTS THANK YOU KINDLY"
to charge for the quote of our advert.
SPEAKING OF MOON BOOTS MY SPACE BAR IS BROKE N
Kind Regard.
ONE REGARD
Mr Rab.
TO REITERATE FIRST NAME RAB LAST NAME JOHN, IT'S MR RAB IN THE WAY YOUNG CHILDREN REFER TO THEIR PARENTS' FRIENDS, PLEASE TRUST ME ACTUALLY DON'T I AM TERRIBLE
LET'S PLACE SOME CLASSIFIED ADS!! YEA!!! FEW THINGS EVOKE SUCH A LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT
Dear Sir/Ma,
DEAR SIR OR MY MOTHER
I will like to place an Ad with your company and i want you to get back to me with the total cost for the adverts to run for 6 weeks and below is my Ad text :
JIMINY CHRISTMAS TAKE A BREATH
***************************************************************
THIS LINE WILL SEPARATE MY EMAIL NONSENSE FROM THE NONSENSE I AM REQUESTING YOU OFFICIALLY PUBLISH
Ad Text : Barry & Associates, Inc....Full-time & Part-time/Accounting Managers & Sales Representatives. Requirements - Should be computer Literate,
COMPUTER LITERATE. YES THAT IS A PHRASE MANY COMPANIES USE THESE DAYS.
"POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE TELL ME CAN YOU READ A COMPUTER?"
"Ummm, not quite sure what that mea--"
"NEXT APPLICANT PLEASE"
Full charge bookkeeping experience. Reception and basic accounting knowledge needed. For more Details email at rab.john922@gmail.com
YES PLEASE EMAIL ME ABOUT THIS JOB AT MY PERSONAL GMAIL AND NOT ANYTHING BUSINESS-RELATED BECAUSE BARRY & ASSOCIATES IS FAKE I MEAN BARRY IS ON VACATION ... FROM EMAIL ... I MEAN HE IS DEAD WE HAVEN'T HIRED AN I.T. GUY YET. ALSO MY NAME IS RAB JOHN. FIRST NAME RAB LAST NAME JOHN. RAB JOHN. THERE ARE 921 RAB JOHNS ALREADY ON GMAIL NOT MY FAULT.
***************************************************************
BACK TO THE EMAIL PART
Kindly get back to me with the quote of the advert for 6 weeks,and also how do you run your adverts?
DO YOU RUN THEM IN THE NEWSPAPER AND ONLINE OR DO YOU FLOAT THEM INTO THE SKY IN HOT AIR BALLOONS, IS WHAT I MEAN BY THAT QUESTION
i will happily like to via credit card,
THAT IS NOT A TYPO I DON'T PLAN ON PAYING OOPS I MEAN THAT IS A TYPO SORRY
i will email you the whole credit card details
THAT IS A THING HUMANS SAY RIGHT? "HERE IS MY WHOLE CREDIT CARD DETAILS PLEASE PROCESS I WANT TO PURCHASE THESE MOON BOOTS THANK YOU KINDLY"
to charge for the quote of our advert.
SPEAKING OF MOON BOOTS MY SPACE BAR IS BROKE N
Kind Regard.
ONE REGARD
Mr Rab.
TO REITERATE FIRST NAME RAB LAST NAME JOHN, IT'S MR RAB IN THE WAY YOUNG CHILDREN REFER TO THEIR PARENTS' FRIENDS, PLEASE TRUST ME ACTUALLY DON'T I AM TERRIBLE
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