Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Facebook meme of the week


MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT BEING ABLE TO LIKE THIS HARDER

#BAREFEETMEMES



THERE GOES VICKI J TALLEY “TENDERFOOT” HENSON

HER DAD WAS A TOUGH DISCIPLINARIAN BUT HER ADULT-ONSET SOFT FEET MADE IT ALL WORTH IT



THROWBACK THURSDAY TO THE TIME CAROL MCCUE NELSON SLEPT AT ANN JORGENSEN HEBERER’S HOUSE AND THEY WASHED THEIR FEET

HOW DOES NOSTALGIA GET A BAD RAP



“COVER ME, I’M ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE MY WIDE-FOOT DISEASE AND ALSO DISPARAGE CHINA IN THIS BARE FEET MEME COMMENTS THREAD” – SHEILA



TREI GOMEZ: (CLIMBING MOUNTAINS BARE FOOTED)

TREI GOMEZ'S WIFE: (RUSHES OUT OF FRONT DOOR OF MOUNTAIN SHACK) TREI! TREI!

TREI GOMEZ: WHAT WOMAN? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CLIMBING MOUNTAINS BARE FOOTED I HATE SHOES

TREI GOMEZ'S: THEY JUST POSTED A MEME TO FACEBOOK, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS

TREI GOMEZ: THIS BETTER BE GOOD ...




GOOD STUFF



YOUR DAD TOLD YOU ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIED OF FOOT BLISTERS

OTHER THAN THAT HOW WAS THE PLAY

“WELL LIKE I SAID IT WAS OK EXCEPT FOR THE FOOT BLISTERS” – MRS. LINCOLN

ALSO DID YOU SAY YOU WALKED ON A HOT ROAD WHILE PREGGERS

THAT IS HELLA IRRESPONSIBLE IMO



YEAH RIGHT WHAT'S HIS NAME SHOELESS JOE JACKSON, MAN I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LIE ABOUT HAVING SHOELESS FRIENDS JUST TO IMPRESS

BE ALL LIKE "SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS HATE SHOES!"

PFFT



I ALSO HATE WHEN PEOPLE SEE A BARE FEET MEME AS A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE THEIR BLACK MARKET MOVIE LINKS

SHEESH

I MEAN REALLY




...


(WATCHES “BAD MOMS”)

4 comments:

troy said...

I was reading this in a conference room pre-meeting and how awesome would it be to be reading this in a meeting and then you see one of the comments is from someone in the meeting and you could say RACIST!

mkenny59 said...

I have always dreamed the blog would be a catalyst for board room accusations of racism. If that dream goes unfulfilled, I can always hang my hat on the fact that you read these bizarre-ass posts before what I imagine to be very important meetings. Do you yell in ALL CAPS when someone asks you a question at the outset? Please say yes.

troy said...

Yes. But really no; I didn't mean that I would respond to someone's question by yelling at them that they were racist. I would do it much more restrainedly; the CFO would make some statement about the KPIs and then I would yell at Sheila that she is a racist and Sheila would not be the CFO. Also, I would not be in the meeting, much as I'm flattered that you would think I might be.

mkenny59 said...

Well then what are we even doing here?