Facebook meme of the week
IT’S LIKE YOU’RE READING MY MIND, MICKEY MOUSE
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ME BUT NAH, THIS CARTOON MOUSE IS
LIKE SAMSIES
WELCOME TO DEPRESSION DISNEY, FEEL FREE TO RIDE THE TEACUPS
INTO A FOGGY ABYSS WHILE JOY DIVISION PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
“AIN’T TALKED TO PLUTO IN A HOT MINUTE, AND NOW HE THINKS I’M
MAD, SMH.” – MICKEY MOUSE
WHAT’S UP, PARTY PEEEEEOPLE?
JIMMY KING DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOT TALKING RIGHT NOW
THANKS FOR THE COMMENT THO
YOU GUYS, STOP LYING TO EURIS IP SPANGLISH OR DUDE IS GONNA
SHUT DOWN ALTOGETHER
NOBODY WANTS THAT
YO THAT IS DEEP
MORE LIKE PLATO ZUBROD JUNDT AMIRITE
THAT’S GOOD, LET IT ALL OUT CATELYN … TELL SAD MICKEY MOUSE
ABOUT HOW YOUR MOTHER DISAPPOINTS YOU
DIANE LLIFF IS A NATTER BOX PORN STAR?
OK I GUESS
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY, Y’ALL
GO STEELERS
“CATS FILL THE EMPTY VOID IN WHAT HAS BECOME A MEANINGLESS
EXISTENCE.”
“THAT’S AWESOME.” – TERRY DAVID PLATT
FLAVIA RODRIGUEZ E
PEREIRA: SO THEN I’M LIKE, “LINDA, THE WORK MICROWAVE IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL
PLAYGROUND!” AND LINDA IS ALL, “WHATEVER,” AND I’M LIKE, "ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS
RIGHT NOW?" SO THEN I SA—
MR. RODRIGUEZ E
PEREIRA: [ELONGATED FART THAT GOES ON
FOR LITERALLY 20 SECONDS]
FALVIA: YOU KNOW
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER
DON’T CRY FOR MARGARET, ARGENTINA
SHE STILL HAS JIM
SHOUT OUT TO JIM
Comments
I literally work for a private equity firm, and I am here to tell you that if you can whip up a business plan based around Disney World with Joy Division playing, there are hundreds of millions waiting for you.
I had NO idea the word 'natter' was in such widespread usage.
Don't worry, I will take care of getting in touch with Terry David Platt and explaining to him that the real reason people hate him is that he is a Steelers fan.
It should be illegal to laugh this hard at people with legitimate mental issues.
Oh, and IP Spanglish too.
Had to be careful cuz I am at work but no-one saw
Haven't talked to anyone today
Bo - for a second I thought your comment was maybe a haiku. I counted syllables and everything. It's not, but still. Thanks!
Ruined each time by poo gas.
My cats fill the void.