Friday, January 08, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



IT’S LIKE YOU’RE READING MY MIND, MICKEY MOUSE

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ME BUT NAH, THIS CARTOON MOUSE IS LIKE SAMSIES

WELCOME TO DEPRESSION DISNEY, FEEL FREE TO RIDE THE TEACUPS INTO A FOGGY ABYSS WHILE JOY DIVISION PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

“AIN’T TALKED TO PLUTO IN A HOT MINUTE, AND NOW HE THINKS I’M MAD, SMH.” – MICKEY MOUSE

WHAT’S UP, PARTY PEEEEEOPLE?



JIMMY KING DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOT TALKING RIGHT NOW

THANKS FOR THE COMMENT THO



YOU GUYS, STOP LYING TO EURIS IP SPANGLISH OR DUDE IS GONNA SHUT DOWN ALTOGETHER

NOBODY WANTS THAT



YO THAT IS DEEP

MORE LIKE PLATO ZUBROD JUNDT AMIRITE



THAT’S GOOD, LET IT ALL OUT CATELYN … TELL SAD MICKEY MOUSE ABOUT HOW YOUR MOTHER DISAPPOINTS YOU



DIANE LLIFF IS A NATTER BOX PORN STAR?

OK I GUESS



FEEL GOOD FRIDAY, Y’ALL

GO STEELERS

“CATS FILL THE EMPTY VOID IN WHAT HAS BECOME A MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE.”

“THAT’S AWESOME.” – TERRY DAVID PLATT



FLAVIA RODRIGUEZ E PEREIRA: SO THEN I’M LIKE, “LINDA, THE WORK MICROWAVE IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND!” AND LINDA IS ALL, “WHATEVER,” AND I’M LIKE, "ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?" SO THEN I SA—

MR. RODRIGUEZ E PEREIRA: [ELONGATED FART THAT GOES ON FOR LITERALLY 20 SECONDS]

FALVIA: YOU KNOW I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER



DON’T CRY FOR MARGARET, ARGENTINA

SHE STILL HAS JIM

SHOUT OUT TO JIM

5 comments:

troy said...

Was feeling neglected with the lighter posting recently but this one makes up for everything.

I literally work for a private equity firm, and I am here to tell you that if you can whip up a business plan based around Disney World with Joy Division playing, there are hundreds of millions waiting for you.

I had NO idea the word 'natter' was in such widespread usage.

Don't worry, I will take care of getting in touch with Terry David Platt and explaining to him that the real reason people hate him is that he is a Steelers fan.

It should be illegal to laugh this hard at people with legitimate mental issues.

Oh, and IP Spanglish too.

Bo said...

Laughed so hard that I cried
Had to be careful cuz I am at work but no-one saw
Haven't talked to anyone today

mkenny59 said...

Hey thanks guys! troy - I had a sense of guilt re: mental issues, too, but in the end we're all nuts and I feel like maybe there are stronger avenues by which to have such discussions than a Facebook meme. But what do I know; I'm a natter box of misinformation and talking myself out of feeling guilty.

Bo - for a second I thought your comment was maybe a haiku. I counted syllables and everything. It's not, but still. Thanks!

The Junior Junkie said...

Attempts to natter,
Ruined each time by poo gas.
My cats fill the void.

mkenny59 said...

Yeah OK so THAT wins the day. Nicely done, TJJ!