Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Spam email of the week

Subject: Snoop Dogg Dry Herb Vaporizer -----USD7.9/set

From: Joyce Wang [kteresacig@163.com]


CAN'T TALK NOW - MY HOMEGIRL JOYCE WANG JUST EMAILED ME ABOUT SNOOP DOGG'S DRY HERB VAPORIZER

Hello friend,

HELLO JOYCE WANG, BFF

how are you?

I AM GOOD, JOYCE WANG

hope your everything goes well!

THANKS, JOYCE WANG. HOPE YOUR EVERYTHING GOES WELL, TOO. YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING, SO IF YOUR EVERYTHING GOES WELL THEN MY EVERYTHING GOES WELL.

great new!!!!

IT WAS WORTH SACRIFICING THE "S" FOR THE FOURTH EXCLAMATION POINT. "LEAVE OFF THE LAST 'S' FOR SNOOP DOGG" IS YOUR NEW MOTTO. YOU'RE WELCOME, JOYCE WANG.

Snoop Dogg Dry Herb Vaporizer -----USD7.9/set

AMERICAN SUCCESS FORMULA NO. 7655: BE A GANGSTA RAPPER > MAYBE KILL A GUY > BECOME AN ACCEPTED POP CULTURE ICON DESPITE/BECAUSE OF A LONG AND STORIED HISTORY OF PROMOTING MISOGYNY, VIOLENCE, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL > ROAST JUSTIN BEIBER > RELEASE A LINE OF HERB VAPORIZERS > DIE A HERO

MOQ 5 sets

FIVE SETS IT IS THEN! BTW WHAT IS A DRY HERB VAPO-

welcome to order!

THANK YOU! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE AT THIS ORDER. I'D BE REMISS IF I DIDN'T THANK JOYCE WANG AND SNOOP DOGG, THE TWO PEOPLE MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ATTENDANCE AT THIS ORDER TONIGHT. NOW, I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE BRINGING OUT THE PASTA SHORTLY, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY A FEW THINGS ...



2 comments:

troy said...

Wait, it's $7.90 for all that? Looks like you get TWO grinders, that alone makes this a steal.

mkenny59 said...

I never said this WASN'T a great deal.