Thursday, March 19, 2015

Spam email of the week



Subject: REQUEST TO ADD BANGLADESHI TOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR WEBSITE.

Request: ACCEPTED. It’s like, who doesn’t want to escape to Bangladesh after reading about a Phoenix metro area school board meeting?

Dear Sir/Madam,

REQUEST TO ADD GENDER TO YOUR EMAIL

Welcome To Bangladesh!!!!!

Thank you!!!!! IT’S BEAUTIFUL HERE.




It is our great pleasure to introduce Mam Holidays Bangladesh and our variety of travel products and services that we offer in Bangladesh.

Are we talking about Bangladesh? It is not clear.

Oh, and is this part of the Mam Holidays travel series? If so, COUNT ME IN. I did a Mam Holidays Key West excursion with some co-workers in 2006 and it was off the hook, yo. Let’s just say I’m no longer allowed on the Mam Holidays Key West Booze Cruise.

With over 10 years of personal experience in serving the individual and group travelers, we have the expertise in all kinds of leisure and adventure tour operations that include Sightseeing in Bangladesh, Holidays Tour Package, Honeymoon Tour Package, Expeditions, Cycling Tour, Trekking, Hiking, River rafting, Camping tour, Home stay

That’s dope how “not going to Bangladesh” is part of the Bangladesh adventure tour. I like options.

Adventure Tour, Hotel Booking, Car/Train/Bus Rental, Boat/Bus ticket booking,

These “adventure tour” highlights seem to devolve into the mundane things you have to do when you travel.

Mam Holidays Bangladesh Adventure Tour includes:

  • Seeing Things
  • Romantic Honeymoon Trekking
  • I Don’t Know … Riding a Bike?
  • Checking Into a Hotel
  • Unpacking Your Suitcase
  • Requesting More Towels
  • Renting a Car
  • Buying a Bus Ticket And/Or Flagging Down a Local Boat
  • Checking In For Your Flight Home 24 Hours In Advance

Anyway, I don’t know what this email is.

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