Subject: Happy Day Partner
I'm not sure if this is a salutation, an email from a dating site, or a solicitation from a daycare for cowboy children.
Happy Day Partner
It's a salutation.
Please Partner accepts my apology''
I forgive you? (I am Partner.)
Hope this mail will fine you an excellent
Condition of health with your family. I'm happy to inform you about my
in getting those funds transferred or diverted under the co- operation of
a new Partner from Paraguay as i cannot wait any longer. Presently I'm in
South Korea For investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Starting a new paragraph mid-sentence is something that would normally cause me to immediately end a partnership, especially considering there is a new Partner from Paraguay in the picture (slut). But as I stated earlier, I forgive my partner. We can work this out.
Meanwhile I didn't forget you're past efforts and attempts to assist in
Transferring these funds despite that it failed us some how because of
your lack Wisdom.
My ability to forgive is truly being tested, as much for the insult as for the misuse of "you're."
Now contact my new secretary in Nigeria her name is
Miss. JOY AZU
I can't believe you've cycled through yet another Nigerian secretary, partner. Sheesh. Welp, at least JOY AZU sounds better than your last one, DEPRESSED UZA. Man, what a B.
Ask her to direct you how to get the total
US$2, 000,000 which I deposited
as Cheque as your compensation for all your past efforts and attempts to
assist me in this matter.
Yes, sure. I will ask the Nigerian JOY AZU about my $2 million. This is a very casual conversation.
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much and I am God fairing man
I Promised my God that I will not let any fellow or sit on some body sweat
so far God has made it possible for me.
Moses: (breaks commandments)
God: Moses, for crying out loud!
Moses: Sorry, God. I got kind of upset down there. Yeah so, uh ... how many commandments were there? I'll carve them over again on this rock.
Moses: Twelve? I thought there were only 10?
God: The last two were on the back.
Moses: Really? OK. What were they?
God: No. 11 was "Though shalt not let any fellow."
Moses: You, uh ... you gonna finish th-
God: No. 12 was "Though shalt not sit on somebody sweat."
God: You know what? Just forget those last two, OK? Those are just common sense rules now that I think about it. And I'll carve these over, don't worry about it.
Moses: (sits on somebody sweat)
God: MOSES! For crying out loud ...
Don't bordered or worry your self by contacting the office to avoid
charging you for illegal claims or double transaction or trace your
information for arrest
Is this your first time using language? I feel like maybe it is. Anyway, thanks for your reassurance to just not worry about getting arrested.
Thanks Once more, as I cannot afford to lose this fund. I am very sorry, as There s nothing I can do than this and I want you to share this joy with me since Your information made this to come through but Do to lack of finance and wisdom.
You know, I DO have a college degree.
It will take me a while before I can reach Africa or get in touch with you
and our office is now closed and relocated in my guesthouse to
Mr/Mrs. Peters Williams.
What happens at Mr/Mrs. Peter Williams' guesthouse stays at Mr/Mrs. Peter Williams' guesthouse. Because it's untraceable. (For what it's worth though, what happens there is that Peter Williams scientifically transforms himself into a hybrid man/woman and has impure relations with an assembly line of Nigerian secretaries, making each a false promise of a lifetime partnership. But you didn't hear that from me.)