Facebook meme of the day
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE DEBBIES OUT THERE
THE PROTOTYPICAL DEBBIE IS BETTY BOOP’S HEAD WEARING A NATIVE AMERICAN HEADBAND PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER’S BODY
ALL Y'ALL DEBBIES OUT THERE BE LOOKING JUST LIKE THAT, IT’S TRUE
Emotional spectrum: You wouldn’t want to be on the bad side of Debbie.
FEELS LIKE MAYBE A DEBBIE WROTE THIS
Personality: Fresh as a drop of rain.
CAN A DEBBIE TRANSLATE WHAT THIS MEANS FOR ME
Travel & Leisure: Travel is best enjoyed with her friends.
THAT’S WEIRD CAUSE PEOPLE WITH OTHER NAMES BE LIKIN’ TO TRAVEL BY THEMSELVES OR WITH A HERD OF CATTLE
Career & Money: Investments made early keep Debbie comfortable in the golden years.
THIS CHARACTERISTIC IS EXCLUSIVE TO DEBBIES. BARBARAS BE ALL LIKE, IMMA BLOW THIS CASH ON OAK DESKS AND MALE STRIPPERS
Life’s Opportunities: Tried and true, but welcomes new innovations.
I REGRET NOT NAMING BOTH OF MY DAUGHTERS DEBBIE. THEY WOULD HAVE WELCOMED NEW INNOVATIONS.