Subject: I'm Syrian little girl 15 yrs old a war victim.
Guys, this is serious. Usually I like to joke around about the weird spam emails I get, but there's no joking around about a 15-year-old Syrian girl who is a war victim but who also uses email. What is your name, "little girl" who is 15?
From: test [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Just to recap, you are a 15-year-old Syrian girl named Test who is a war victim and also your email address is email@example.com. I don't want to give a history lesson here, but when Great Britain occupied Syria during the War That Never Happened, all the email addresses were transferred over.
I'm Syrian little girl 15 yrs old a war victim.
The one thing about 15-year-old Syrian girls who are war victims is that they're kind of redundant. It's like, we get it, you're a war victim. Get over yourself lolz j/k.
I need your help after my parents and little brother was killed.
Oh my that is terrible. Hopefully I can help since I am publications manager at a weekly newspaper in Arizona. Maybe you would like a comped six-month subscription? Would that make you feel better? Actually, I can do three months.
I've discovered documents that my parents has deposited 18.5 Million Pounds for investment in Europe.
Your parents: We have 18.5 million pounds that we'd like to invest in Europe.
Financial adviser: Europe is a continent and not a commodity.
Your parents: Please take this money and spread it all over Europe and see what happens.
Financial adviser: What will happen is that it will get lost, and wet, and other people will take it immediately.
Your parents: Have already left building.
This fund can give me new hope to survive.I need you to assist me receive the funds so that I will come over to your country and live.
Syrian girls can be so naive sometimes! I can't just receive funds like that; it doesn't make any sense. You're going to need my routing number, duh.
My condition is ugly and dont know how to explain it, it's traumatic !
I think you've explained it pretty well. Family killed, money transfer ... I have a grasp.
please help !
Chillax, I will! I mean I won't!
Email me back through this email: firstname.lastname@example.org
@ASIA?? What are you doing in Asia, Test? And why isn't your name Test anymore? And that email address is ridonk. Email me through this email: email@example.com. Here is a list of the countries/continents associated with this email:
Great Britain (where Test lives)
Asia (where Sarina lives)
America ("your country")
This has been quite insincere and that's not even your name. But I have received the funds and you can live at our house in America when you're ready and then I will give you the funds and everything will be cool. Oops my bad, turns out my wife is not okay about a 15-year-old Syrian girl with two weird names staying with us so we spent the money at Sam's Club. Sorry :(