MSN quick links of the week



WHAT EVEN IS THIS

"WE NEED A STOCK PHOTO OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE SALT IN IT"

"DO SMART PHONES HAVE SALT"

"I DON'T THINK SO"

"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE"




MAKES SENSE

THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE GOLD RUSH STAR TODD HOFFMAN JUST DISCOVERED HE HAS TO GIVE AWAY ALL HIS GOLD TO VIDEO GAMERS





"UNLEASHING" IS A STRONG WORD

SUBWAY: (UNLEASHES LOAF OF BREAD FROM PANTS AND VIOLENTLY SLAMS IT ON CONFERENCE ROOM TABLE, SHATTERING COFFEE MUGS AND INJURING NEARBY EXECUTIVES) BOOM BITCHES

WAS THE BREAD NOT FRESH BEFORE

WHAT IS A BREAD STYLE

PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 18: BREAD

OR




IF I COULD PHOTOSHOP I WOULD CHANGE THIS TO ALL OF THEM WEARING SUBWAY BANDANAS AROUND THEIR NECKS AND HATS WITH FLAT BRIMS

SO JUST IMAGINE I DID THAT THNX





ODDS ARE AT LEAST ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD SAW THIS NOT KNOWING ABOUT THE NAME CHANGE AND WAS LIKE "OKAAAAAAAY"





OKAAAAAAY





HMMMM





WOW NOW THIS IS NEWS





I DON'T, UH ... I DON'T KNOW?

APOSTROPHE MUCH

WHAT'S WITH 'DRAGON'S DOGMA ONLINE'S' MYSTERIOUS COUNTDOWN'S HEADLINE'S WORDING'S STRUCTURE





IS IT MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN WHAT I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IF SO I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT




DEATH HAS NEVER LOOKED SO STUNNING





I'M SECOND-GUESSING WHAT I THOUGHT PLAYTEX WAS

Comments

troy said…
I got my first portable stereo in 6th grade. I don't remember how; my parents must have given it to me. It was a cassette player with detachable speakers, though not really a boom box. It did not come with headphones, and I did not have any. And it was red. I brought it to school, unaware that anyone there who had a portable stereo probably had a Walkman, and I played the only cassette we had in the house, which belonged to my dad. It was The Best of Bread. It had one song on it I actually liked, called Mother Freedom, which I played repeatedly/exclusively. No one at that school liked me, already, but this couldn't have helped. This was also the year my art teacher -- who I already should have understood didn't like me -- agreed to let me play my new musical discovery in class, on the classroom cassette player: Stairway to Heaven. Turns out the other kids had already heard of the song.

Unrelated: nice work on the Dragon's Dogma thing.
1:29 PM
mkenny59 said…
First, thanks! Second, I kind of like Bread? I mean, a few select songs.

I bet even though the other kids already recognized Stairway to Heaven, they let the song finish ... and I bet, in the end, that served to raise your profile, fam.
7:51 AM
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