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PERFECTION

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DOPE MEME-MAKER SCORNED

-PEOPLE WHO AREN'T RACIST

-ART

-WHEN JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP SHORTENS HIS NAME

-CELEBRITY BISCUITS

IT'S ABOUT TIME

SICK AND TIRED OF UNTESTED BISCUITS

#UNTESTEDBISCUITS

BREAKING NEWS

PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE RESULT OF A SUPERTROOPERS-ESQUE BET TO SEE IF SOMEONE COULD USE THE WORD "CHEESEBURGER" FOUR TIMES IN A HEADLINE SERIES

IS ZERO MAYONNAISE

GAGGING

BUT I DO LIKE THE QUALIFIER "AT THE GROCERY STORE"

AS IF BUYING MAYONNAISE ISN'T BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO SO AT A GAS STATION

CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S A GIANTS FAN NOW

I KNOW I SAY THIS A LOT BUT CASH ROADSTER HAS BEEN AN INDISPENSABLE SOURCE OF SURPRISING LEX LUGER NEWS

CANASTA STARVED

"I'M FEENIN' FOR A HIT OF THAT CANASTA" -- CINDY, AIMLESSLY WALKING THE STREETS OF TINTON FALLS

SHE'S NOT DONE THO

FULL LIFE = SAME HOUSE, FAMILY, UNLIMITED CANASTA

IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE FOR WHITES

I MEAN AT LEAST THINK OF THE CHICKENS, WHO CAN'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH

WTF

SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME GREETING THAT COULD BE SHARED VIA EMAIL AT THE RURAL CHICKEN PLANT IF IT WERE MORE INCLUSIVE TO WHITES

THE BIRD IS WEARING BUNNY SLIPPERS

ALSO THE WATCH READS 5 O'CLOCK, WHICH IS EITHER HELLA EARLY FOR EVEN A BIRD OR LATE AFTERNOON

ANYWAY, GOOD MORNING