MSN quick links of the week

MY ICE CREAM, MY HAND SPATULA

SUGAR RAY LEONARD LOOKS MAD DIFFERENT, SON

MUST BE THE DIABETES (?)

"I'VE LOST MY BELOVED CLASS RING"

"DID YOU LOOK IN THE COUCH"

"YES"

"WELL ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO-- CALL THE NEWS"

(SIX MONTHS OF NEWS STORIES ON KOAT ALBUQUERQUE)

"OH HOLD UP ACTUALLY IT WAS IN THE COUCH, MY BAD"

SAMESIES

BECOME A GLADIATOR

KILL EVERYONE

EARN THE RESPECT OF ROME

GET AN AUDIENCE WITH THE UNJUST KING WHO STOLE YOUR THRONE AND MURDERED YOUR FAMILY

ASK HIM TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD

I FEEL LIKE GOATS IN GENERAL ARE FINALLY HAVING THEIR MOMENT IN THE SUN

I CAN'T EVEN FRONT, GOATS ARE THE BEST

WOW I FEEL BAD FOR WHOEVER HAD TO WHITTLE DOWN SO MANY MEMORABLE OPTIONS

"WE SHOULD WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE PARTS OF VIDEO GAMES THAT EVERYONE GETS STUCK AT"

"GREAT IDEA, WE'LL CALL IT 'TOP TIMES OF PEOPLE GETTING STUCK PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT THESE PARTS'"

"NO HOW ABOUT, 'STUCK MUCH? TOP 10 VIDEO GAME TIMES WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING BUT YOU CAN'T GET PAST THE PART ... BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK'"

"'HELP, I'M STUCK! VIDEO GAME PARTS THAT MAKE YA' SAY 'HMMM, TOP 10'"

"'TOP 10 STUCKS FOR VIDEO GAMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THEM'"

"'EVER PLAY A VIDEO GAME AND GET STUCK? WE RANKED THE TOP 10 TIMES THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, RANKED'"

"BY THE WAY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS ARTICLE"

"SO THAT PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WILL READ IT AND BE LIKE OH YEAH, I GET STUCK THERE TOO"

" ... ... ... "

"THEN WHAT"

"THEN WE CONTINUE OUR SLOW MARCH TOWARD DEATH"