Wednesday, April 26, 2017

MSN quick links of the week



MY ICE CREAM, MY HAND SPATULA




SUGAR RAY LEONARD LOOKS MAD DIFFERENT, SON

MUST BE THE DIABETES (?)




"I'VE LOST MY BELOVED CLASS RING"

"DID YOU LOOK IN THE COUCH"

"YES"

"WELL ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO-- CALL THE NEWS"

(SIX MONTHS OF NEWS STORIES ON KOAT ALBUQUERQUE)

"OH HOLD UP ACTUALLY IT WAS IN THE COUCH, MY BAD"




SAMESIES




BECOME A GLADIATOR

KILL EVERYONE

EARN THE RESPECT OF ROME

GET AN AUDIENCE WITH THE UNJUST KING WHO STOLE YOUR THRONE AND MURDERED YOUR FAMILY

ASK HIM TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD




I FEEL LIKE GOATS IN GENERAL ARE FINALLY HAVING THEIR MOMENT IN THE SUN

I CAN'T EVEN FRONT, GOATS ARE THE BEST




WOW I FEEL BAD FOR WHOEVER HAD TO WHITTLE DOWN SO MANY MEMORABLE OPTIONS




"WE SHOULD WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE PARTS OF VIDEO GAMES THAT EVERYONE GETS STUCK AT"

"GREAT IDEA, WE'LL CALL IT 'TOP TIMES OF PEOPLE GETTING STUCK PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT THESE PARTS'"

"NO HOW ABOUT, 'STUCK MUCH? TOP 10 VIDEO GAME TIMES WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING BUT YOU CAN'T GET PAST THE PART ... BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK'"

"'HELP, I'M STUCK! VIDEO GAME PARTS THAT MAKE YA' SAY 'HMMM, TOP 10'"

"'TOP 10 STUCKS FOR VIDEO GAMES WHEN PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THEM'"

"'EVER PLAY A VIDEO GAME AND GET STUCK? WE RANKED THE TOP 10 TIMES THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, RANKED'"

"BY THE WAY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS ARTICLE"

"SO THAT PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WILL READ IT AND BE LIKE OH YEAH, I GET STUCK THERE TOO"

" ... ... ... "

"THEN WHAT"

"THEN WE CONTINUE OUR SLOW MARCH TOWARD DEATH"

3 comments:

troy said...

I can't tell you how much better it makes me feel to know there's someone who has the same reaction to things like that last headline that I do

mkenny59 said...

OK yeah so let's add "awkwardly worded headlines" to the list of things to which we closely relate. We'll call it "Top 10 things troy and Mike relate to that make them friends and provokes in them similar reactions to the things on this list of relateable things."

troy said...

I Won't Believe the Grammar On These 10 Headlines That Follow This One Trick. Of Not Making Sense.