Friday, April 07, 2017

MSN quick links of the week


WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PHOTOSHOPPED HEADS

HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A LEGITIMATE STOCK PHOTO OF TWO OLDIES DRINKING CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB

I MEAN C'MON

HONEST QUESTION THO: WHEN OLDIES ARE DRINKING CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB, ARE THEY TOASTING TO HOW THEY AVERTED MEDIGAP PLAN F

IF SO, THAT IS GANGSTA




OH NO NOT AGAIN

NOW WHO IS *THAT* GUY

HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN LEGEND MIXED WITH KID FROM KID N’ PLAY

AND HE DEFINITELY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH DISRUPTING A $200 BILLION SOMETHING




THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT’S BEEN PLANTED TO SEE IF I’LL BITE

I WILL NOT BE TROLLED

MOVING ON



OH WOW WHO’S THAT HANDSOME FELLA

I WANT TO BUY WHATEVER HE IS SELLING




NOT CARRYING PLASTIC STORAGE BINS DOWN CITY STREETS WHILE WEARING FLORAL PANTS IS RULE NO. 1 OF GOOD MANNERS

THIS BITCH THO ... SMH




I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE WORDS




1) "SECRETS YOU DON'T KNOW" IS REDUNDANT

2) THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT DENNY'S THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW, FAM




"WHAT SHOULD WE TITLE THE TEASER FOR THIS ARTICLE ABOUT THE PARROT THAT DOES THE BEST IMPRESSIONS"

"HOW ABOUT 'THIS PARROT DOES THE BEST IMPRESSIONS!'"

"DO YOU THINK THAT'S TOO SUBTLE, WILL PEOPLE CLICK"

PARROT: AAAWK "DO YOU THINK THAT'S TOO SUBTLE, WILL PEOPLE CLICK" AAWK

"OMG"

1 comment:

troy said...

Reason # 468 you do this blog and not me is that the first riff I thought to make for the parrot impressionist involved Don Rickles