Thursday, January 19, 2017

MSN quick links of the week



MY HOUSEPLANT LOOKS LIKE A PLANT IN THE HOUSE BUT IN THE WILD IT LOOKS LIKE A PLANT



THIS QUESTION MAKES A LOT OF ASSUMPTIONS

BUT YES

THERE IS ALSO MOLD ON MY CHILD SOPHIE

SHOULD I BE WORRIED



I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS CRAZY CHEF WHO IS ALWAYS FEUDING WAS INVOLVED IN A CRAZY CHEF FEUD



HI IT’S MIKE CAN YOU TELL ME 50 WAYS TO GIVE MY FINANCES A FRESH START

CPA: UH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

YOU KNOW … FRESH

CPA: I JUST

FINE CAN YOU GIVE ME LIKE 25 WAYS

CPA: I REALLY DON’T KNOW WH-

UGH ARE YOU EVEN A PROFESSIONAL



JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

I HAVE DISSECTED THIS HEADLINE OVER THE COURSE OF THREE GRUELING DAYS AND IT MAKES LESS SENSE THAN WHEN I STARTED



THINK OF MY FINANCES AS OATMEAL

CPA: OH OK SO YOU WANT ME TO PREPARE YOUR FINANCES IN A CRAZY FRESH WAY AS IF I WERE DISCOVERING NEW WAYS TO MAKE OATMEAL

YES

CPA: DOES IT HAVE TO BE CRAZY FRESH OR JUST FRESH

UM JUST FRESH, I DON’T WANT TO BE A DIVA

CPA: OK I THINK I G-

WAIT …

CPA: …

CRAZY FRESH



THIS HOUSE IS PRETTY DOPE BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT’S MISSING SOMETHING

THERE’S A COLD SOULESS EMPTINESS TO IT THAT MAKES IT FEEL LIKE AN INDIFFERENT STRUCTURE RATHER THAN A PLACE TO EXPERIENCE LOVE AFFECTION AND LASTING MEMORIES, NO OFFENSE

HAVE YOUR HOUSEPLANTS EVER SPENT TIME IN THE WILD

YES? OK WELL THAT’S NOT IT

WAIT A SECOND I THINK I GOT IT


THIS IS IMPORTANT MUSIC NEWS

HOLD UP WAIT A SECOND



IS THAT



IS THAT MOLD

2 comments:

troy said...

On the heels of my crushing victory where I got you to make me a meme on request, I now COMMAND you to develop a sitcom titled My Accountant and Me.

mkenny59 said...

Okie dokie! I listen to my reader.