Thursday, December 22, 2016

MSN quick links of the week



BOSS: GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT STOCK PHOTO FOR THE "BIGGEST PIGS TO ENJOY FRONT PORCHES" ARTICLE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET USED ELSEWHERE

INTERN: SHIT



OMG ATTACKED FOR WHAT

HIS DISLIKE OF THE 2015 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

I'LL NEVER KNOW

BIGGEST TAKEAWAY: THE BAND RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HAS A WIFE



IS THAT BAD




CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SHOT THE NEIGHBOR FROM HOME ALONE

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS WITHHOLDING THE WORD "HAVE" FROM THIS HEADLINE

YOU JUST GOT SERVED, HISTORYINORBIT

I'M SURE THEY WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN




"HMMM, FEELS LIKE WE WOULD REMEMBER THAT ONE REGARDLESS" -PUBLIC




OK

UNFORTUNATELY WHAT I NEED IS GEENA DAVIS'S DARKENING SCRUB FOR BRIGHT SPOTS

NEVERTHELESS THIS IS A GOOD NEWS ARTICLE THAT I WILL READ WATCH



BOSS: I WANT YOU TO RESEARCH THE WEIRDEST FOOD FACTS IN EVERY STATE

INTERN: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEA-

BOSS: WE WILL SPARE NO EXPENSE, YOUR FIRST CLASS FLIGHT TO WYOMING LEAVES IN 45 MINUTES

INTERN: I JUST ... WHO WILL WATCH MY DOG

BOSS: I HEARD IN WYOMING THEY EAT SKITTLES WITH SPOONS

INTERN: (FRANTICALLY PUTTING ON JACKET)

BOSS: THIS WILL BE YOUR OLD MAN AND THE SEA



(ADDS ELLIPSES TO HEADLINE)

(YOU CLICK)

"WITH YOUR BUTT"

(THERE IS NO ARTICLE, JUST A PICTURE OF A BUTT WITH COOKIE DOUGH ON IT)

(BTW THAT USEFUL CRITIQUE WAS *MY* OLD MAN AND THE SEA)



YA BURNT, COUNCILMAN JAM

LIBRARY CAT WILL OUTLIVE US ALL




WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME I CAN'T PUT A CUTE-ASS SANTA HAT ON A KITTEN AND BRING IT HOME WITHOUT ANY PHYSICAL REPERCUSSIONS

COOL FITNESS ARTICLE, US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT




TIME TO FIND OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL IF MY SUSPICIONS ARE CORRECT AND THIS GENITAL RASH IS BEING CAUSED BY MY HOT WATER HEATER

OR COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT MY REFUSAL TO HEED THE WARNINGS OF US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT HAVE RESULTED IN MY CHRISTMAS CAT MAKING ME ITCHY

SEEMS FAR-FETCHED GET IT

LOL

ANYWAY I SET THE CAT FREE

IMMA JUST CHILL COMMITMENT-FREE WITH LIBRARY CAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

2 comments:

troy said...

No, I didn't get the far-fetched j-- WAIT WHY ARE YOU PUTTING CATS ON YOUR GENITALIA

mkenny59 said...

Wait, do cats fetch? I don't have cats so not sure. As for your question, I put neither a hot water heater OR cats directly on that area, but I think proximity has an effect.