Thursday, December 08, 2016

MSN quick links of the week



NO. 33 TEACH YOUR TWEEN DAUGHTER TO PLAY GUITAR



MY OUTDOOR PILATES CLASS IS TAUGHT BY A SHIRTLESS BIOLOGIST WHO LIVES BEHIND PIZZA HUT

HE TOLD ME THE NEW DEFINITION OF AGING IS "PROCESS BY WHICH YOU MEET ME FOR A DRINK LATER"



THE THING THAT MOST IMPACTS MY CAR-DRIVING EXPERIENCE IS MY CAR KEYS




OH I GET IT, COOLEST

HOW ARE THERE 10 ICE HOTELS

MY OVER/UNDER FOR NUMBER OF WORLDWIDE ICE HOTELS WAS ZERO ICE HOTELS

IMAGINE YOU'RE AN ICE HOTEL THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT HERE

WHAT THE HELL IS SNOWSHOEING



HERE WAS MY JOKE:

"NO. 4 DON'T DRINK SO MUCH RED WINE"

THEN I THOUGHT I BET THAT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE THINGS


GOOD STUFF



REPLACE "BEST" WITH "WORST" AND YOU CAN HAVE MY CLICK

I WANT TO SHAKE THE HAND OF THE INTERN WHO HAD TO SIFT THROUGH DOZENS OF CELEBRITY PASTA-EATING PHOTOS TO DETERMINE THE SWEET 16

SEE HIS WAR ROOM WHITEBOARD

HUGH JACKMAN + ROTINI  TOO PEDESTRIAN




PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THESE 50 INTERNET-ASSIGNED BABY NAMES FOR YOUR ONE-OF-A-KIND (AIR QUOTES) CAUCASIAN BABY

THIS BABY WILL WATCH AS YOU CHOOSE

NO PRESSURE






WE CHOSE CADBURY OK, BACK OFF BABY

3 comments:

troy said...

Dude, seriously, get that fucking baby to quit staring at me. I'm starting to feel like I do when the Viagra lady is moving in slow motion and then she stares at me when my kid is in the room. No, wait, that's kind of weird, right? I think maybe I don't feel like that.

mkenny59 said...

i can't watch sports anymore because of Viagra commercials and kids being in the room. Not for the reason you describe, but still.

PlanetJane said...

Thank you for solving the Internet. Thanks to your comments it all makes sense now.