Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



MIGHT BE THE BEST ANTI-GOOD GIRLS MEME I’VE SEEN TODAY

SOLID PHOTOSHOP WORK

IN THIS METAPHOR FIRE AND ICE = TATTOOS AND A GUITAR

PRETTY SURE AMY GRANT CAN PLAY THE GUITAR SO I’M NOT SURE ABOUT THE THESIS HERE

NEVERTHELESS

“THIS ACTUAL BADASS BITCH WON’T BE RELATABLE BUT IF I CUT AND PASTE BETTY BOOP’S HEAD ONTO HER BODY THEN PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND” - PERSON WHO MADE THIS

“I DON’T COMPREHEND MESSAGES UNLESS THEY ARE RELAYED TO ME VIA RECOGNIZABLE CARTOON CHARACTERS FROM 50 YEARS AGO” – ME

IMAGINE A REAL-LIFE WOMAN WITH AN ARM SLEEVE OF TATTOOS WHO IS IN AN ACTUAL BAND SELF-IDENTIFYING WITH THIS MEME AND SHARING IT UNIRONICALLY

WHICH MEANS THIS MEME’S TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC IS 60-YEAR OLD MOMS WHO CAN POST THIS ON THE FACEBOOK TIMELINES OF THEIR “LIBERAL” DAUGHTERS WITH MESSAGES LIKE “THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN I SAW THIS XOXO WINKY FACE” WHICH READING BETWEEN THE LINES MEANS “SEE I DON’T DESPISE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES” AND THEN THE DAUGHTER GETS THE NOTIFICATION AND IS LIKE UGH ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS WITH THIS

IT’S POSSIBLE I’M LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS

I AM A MAN BTW

GOOD GUYS ARE MADE OF HANDSHAKES AND COLOGNE BUT I’M A BADASS MOFO FROM THE GD DANGA ZONE

THAT IS A MEME I MADE UP WHERE I PUT DROOPY THE DOG’S FACE ONTO DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER’S BODY

BOTH DOGS SO IT WORKS

IT’S GONNA SELL LIKE HOTCAKES

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT

I AM TOO BUSY SHREDDING OVER HERE IN MY SLEEVELESS T-SHIRT AND TATTOO BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MOTIVATED BY THIS MEME

SINCE YOU ASKED YES I AM SHREDDING TO “BABY BABY” BY AMY GRANT

3 comments:

troy said...

I know someone who would like to have a word with you ...

https://www.vacationsmadeeasy.com/multimedia/14/4800/Amy-Grant.jpg

The photos that are returned when you do a Google image search for 'Amy Grant tough' look even less tough than the ones you get when you just search for Amy Grant.' And 'Amy Grant gangsta' just returns photos of gangstas. Who are not Amy Grant. If that needs clarifying.

mkenny59 said...

This is very good stuff and I am very glad we are down the Amy Grant rabbit hole. Did you know that she's been criticized by some in the Christian community for being "too sexy?" It's true!

troy said...

Definitely says more about her than it does them