Thursday, October 08, 2015

Internet teaser link of the week


Well here I am thinking I know everything there is to know about the Ivory Coast. Here are 18 things I DID know about the Ivory Coast:

1)      It’s a place.

2)      It’s coastal.

3)      It’s where ivory comes from (?).

4)      Dudes are mad buff.

5)      “Welcome to the IC, bitch.”

6)      Oh it’s on Wikipedia.

7)      It is a country in West Africa.

8)      Its capital is Yamoussoukro.

9)      Felix Houphouët-Boigny's one-party rule was not amenable to political competition.

I could go on—my 18 and yours are probably samsies—but you get the point. This teaser ad is right in my wheelhouse because most of my time spent on the Internet is a subconscious search for obscure Ivory Coast information that I can shove in other people’s faces at parties. The parties I am talking about are children’s parties because I haven’t been to a real party in five years. Tryin’ to get a one-party rule up in herrrrr like my boy Felix Houphouët-Boigny.


Anyway, I didn’t click the link. Sorry/not sorry.

5 comments:

troy said...

We'll always have 18 things we don't know about the Ivory Coast. We didn't have, we lost it, until you didn't share it in ... uh, Yamoussoukro. You didn't write it ... last night?

Here's looking at you, Kenny.

troy said...

You despise me, don't you?

mkenny59 said...

Quite the contrary - I love you. More importantly, I GET you.

Because of all the blogs, in all the towns, in all the world ... you walked into mine.

troy said...

You DO get me. I'm maybe a little in love with you too. Little help burying the current Mrs. troy, future ... uh, Mr. troy?

Um, or was that weird? Can't tell.

mkenny59 said...

This blog is too weird on its own for any accompanying content to be considered weird. Everything is normal.