Subject: call him at (781) 261-0709
OKAY! (frantically picks up phone, dials number ... thinks for a second, hangs up) Wait. Call who?
Our delivery agent is currently in Atlantic City International Airport; Address: 101 Atlantic City International Airport, Atlantic City, NJ 08234.with your package,
So you're telling me I have to pick up my "Fisher Price Loving Family Exclusive Holiday Dollhouse" at the Atlantic City Airport? Because that is literally the only thing I've ordered in the last week. This doesn't sound right.
His name is Mr. Dan Udo
Oh hold up - it's Mr. Dan Udo? The Mr. Dan Udo? From high school? Oh word, why didn't you say so! Gonna holla at a playa ... what's that number again?
His Number;call him at (781) 261-0709
Calls number (really)
HELLO. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME AFTER THE TONE, AND GLOBAL VOICE WILL TRY AND CONNECT YOU. Beep.
Me: Hank Farthead (not my real name, but the most legit-sounding name I could think of under pressure) (I am calling from work, by the way, and I hope someone outside of my office is listening)
Rings ... rings ... THE GOOGLE SUBSCRIBER YOU HAVE CALLED IS NOT AVAILABLE. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. Beep.
Me: Yo Dan, it's me, Hank. Listen, I got the email that you have the package. That's what she said, LOL, J/K. Listen, I'll meet you at the airport in like ... three days. Cause it's like, I live in Arizona and have a family and everything, and it's gonna take me a hot minute to make arrangements, aiiiight? Cool. So just chill and don't let go of my package, LOL.