Thursday, June 30, 2011
Classic card of the week
Wade Boggs, 1989 Score “1988 Highlight” series
I always thought this Todd Worrell was my most “that’s what she said” card. And it still may be. But the back-of-the-card-tidbit title alone on this Wade Boggs beauty gives Worrell a run for its suggestive money.
WADE WHACKS ‘EM
Yes. That is one way of putting it. Elaborate, please.
Wade, who has been called a hitting metronome,
By whom? Who has called Wade Boggs a “hitting metronome?” If I ever heard anyone describe Wade Boggs as a hitting metronome, my first immediate thought would be, “‘Metronome?’" Not because I don’t know what the word means, or what that statement implies, but because a) why? and b) I’m not certain anybody ever said that, and so I think you, Score, are lying. Wikipedia defines a metronome as “any device that produces regular, metrical ticks (beats, clicks) — settable in beats per minute.” They add, “Boggsian. Like Wade Boggs, the baseball player, in the way it produces metrical ticks.”
did something with his bat
Because we are in TWSS territory, I am hoping that this will be about the great and consistent manner by which Wade Boggs hit baseballs with his bat, as opposed to something else that I do not care to discover.
in 1988 that no other player in the 20th Century has ever done.
“Metronome sets 20th century bat-related mark,” was the headline of the Boston Herald one day in the fall of ’88.
He banged out 200 hits
Bill, Score editor: Dick, you bang out that Boggs card yet?
Dick, Score writer: Almost, Bill. Actually, had a question for you: Would you say that Boggs whacks balls, or bangs ‘em?
Bill: Hmmm, good question. I’ve seen him do both. Why don’t you use “whacks” as a lede and “bangs” in the middle …
Dick: Good call.
for the sixth consecutive season, an unprecedented feat, and only topped by Wee Willie
That’s what she said.
Keeler’s eight in a row way back in the 1890s.
Listen, we can talk all day about 19th and 20th century metronomes, but the long and short of it is this, as the title suggests—Wade whacks ‘em. “’Em” being balls. Hard.
Did you know?
I am not proud of all this. Nevertheless.