Bad newzz

According to an emailed press-release I received today at work:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, The FATAZZ MEATBALL COOK-OFF! has been cancelled.

Remember when the 1994 World Series was canceled? This is like that. Except much, much worse.

Comments

Don said…
First, Two and Half Men. Now This. Damn.
cynicalbuddha said…
My mind is racing as to what the unforseen circumstances could be that would cancel a meatball cookoff??!!!???!!???
LoCoDe said…
I'm thinking someone ate all the meatballs.