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ME : /AIMLESSLY WANDERING INTERNET/  I WONDER IF OLD PEOPLE CAN DO COOL EXERCISES THIS FIX LOOKS NEITHER SIMPLE NOR RELATED TO CONSTANT FATIGUE BUT OK GUNDRY MD FEELS LIKE EVERY GUNDRY MD-SPONSORED TEASER FEATURES A PICTURE OF AN OLD PERSON CONTORTING HIMSELF NO MATTER WHAT THE HEADLINE IS "SQUIRRELS MORE RABID THAN LAST YEAR CLAIM TREATMENT EXPERTS" /PICTURE OF MAN IN PRETZEL POSITION SUCKING HIS OWN BIG TOE/ ANYWAY, LOVE HOW 'PUBLISHES RESULTS' IS TRYING TO LEND LEGITIMACY TO SOMETHING CALLED 'ENERGY COCKTAIL' AND THIS PHOTO "SUBJECT A (ME) CONSUMED ENERGY COCKTAIL AGAIN ON DAY THREE, IMMEDIATELY FELT URGE TO PERFORM CIRCUS TRICKS NEAR CENTRAL PARK; SUBJECT A (ME) BOTH POOPED AND SPLIT PANTS DURING THIS EXERCISE; WILL RETURN TO THE LAB FOR ADDITIONAL FINDINGS" SEE NOW *THIS* LOOKS LIKE THE RESULTS YOU WANT FROM THE ENERGY COCKTAIL THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE A WANNABE TAP-DANCING GRANDPA WHO WAS WAITING TO GO VIRAL OUT TH...

HARD TO BELIEVE A SITE CALLED GRADUATEZ HAS A TYPO IN A TEASER LINK AD OTHER THAN THAT THO EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE AND IS REAL I HAVE NOT BEEN FISHING IN LIKE 15 YEARS BUT I WANT TO GO AGAIN JUST SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND CREATE A GOOGLE PHOTO ALBUM WITH THIS TITLE OBSERVATIONS: WHAT THAT IS ONE HELLUVA FOOT THAT IS ONE HELLUVA DOCTOR WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO HAPPY ABOUT THE PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS WHO KNEW THAT PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS COULD BE SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT- USUALLY PAIN MEANS EVERYTHING IS OK WOULD HAVE GONE WITH "THESE PICTURES WAS TAKEN JUST A SECOND BEFORE HAVING PAINFUL FOOT CRACKS STOPPED BEING FUN" AS SOMEONE WHO HAS SPENT A LIFETIME SCOURING BARNS FOR RARE AND INCREDIBLE FINDS, I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON WHO HAD TO WHITTLE THIS DOWN TO 50 I TYPED THAT VERY SENTENCE FROM A DOPE WORD PROCESSOR I FOUND TUCKED IN THE CORNER OF A HORSE STABLE IN '97 IT WAS COVERED IN HORSE POOP BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW ANYWAY JUDGING BY THIS PICTURE, ...

HOW IS THIS REAL IS ANYONE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING OR ARE WE JUST GOING WITH THIS JUST GOING WITH IT? OK UH IS THIS COMMENT FROM HEAVEN THEY DON'T HAVE SPELL CHECK UP THERE? DANG DOESN'T MATTER, YOU CAN STILL PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO THEM BY DRESSING UP LIKE ODIE FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR, I MEAN C'MON WITH GARFIELD AS MY WITNESS I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE'S WORK TO ENSURE THAT NO ONE EVER FORGETS GRANDMA TWEETY #REMEMBERGRANDMATWEETY SO IS THIS MEME TARGETED ONLY AT GRANDPARENTS NAMED AFTER CARTOON CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEN IT ALMOST MAKES SENSE WE CAN'T SAY AMEN ANYMORE? FIRST THEY TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS AND NOW THIS NO MEME IS EVER TRULY FULFILLED UNTIL SH HUMES VISITS THE COMMENTS AND DROPS SOME REALNESS WE CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE MISS MY LITTLE GRANDMA ONLY GRANDMA I HAD NEVER HAD A GRANDPA WOULDA LOVED HIM SO BAD CHORUS : LITTLE GRANDMA, LITTLE GRANDMA, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY CALLED HER/LI...

IS IT GRILLED CORN ON THE COB I WOULD BET ANYTHING IT'S GRILLED CORN ON THE COB JUST IN CASE I HAVE DISPOSED OF ALL MY GRILLED CORN ON THE COB THANK YOU GUT DOCTOR WHY DOES THE YELLOW OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR STOP AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MIKE "I BEG SMARTCONSUMERTODAY TO COMPLETE OR THROW OUT THIS OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR NOW" IS THIS VEGETABLE DISPOSAL DEMAND APPLICABLE TO SAY, GERMANS "I AM GUT DOCTOR TO AMERICANS ONLY, MAGA" - GUT DOCTOR (MAKE AMERICAN GUTS ACCEPTABLE) ALSO THE GUT DOCTOR IS SASHA BARON COHEN, I'VE BEEN HAD BUT I AM 40 THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THIS HEADLINE IS THE PICTURE OF GOOD BREASTS THAT ACCOMPANIES IT DJ RED ALERT SPINNING AT HEALTH CENTRAL EXPO AT THE JAVITS CENTER : GOOD BREASTS AT 50 STARTS WHEN /HOLDS MIC OUT TO CROWD/ CROWD : NOW DJ RED ALERT : /SCRATCHES/ WHEN CROWD : NOW DJ RED ALERT : /SCRATCHES/ "LET ME CLEAR MY-" /SCRATCHES/ "BREASTS" CROWD : GOES WILD MICHA...

I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CLOWN BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL MORNING CAN'T GET OVER IT BIG VACATION HOW IS "VACATION" ONE OF THE HANDFUL OF WORDS SPELLED CORRECTLY HERE "ADDERLEY ADDERLEY NEEDS A BIG VACATION" SOUNDS LIKE AN INDIE TEEN COMEDY THAT DEBUTED AT CANNES THIS VACATION OF A THING THANK YOU FOR RESTATING THIS MEME IN A WAY THAT MAKES CONSIDERABLY LESS SENSE BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T USE A CLOWN TO MAKE YOUR POINT SCORE ONE FOR "LISHA" A REAL PERSON OH WORD THE LONGEST I'VE EVER DONE FOOT IS 6 DAYS SO KUDOS TO YOUR DAUGHTER WORTH NOTING THAT THIS GLORIOUS TYPO IS THE RESULT OF A WOMAN NAMED CLARALYN MCCLAIN ATTEMPTING TO COMMENT ON A CLOWN-BASED PRO-KIDNAPPING MEME IN ORDER TO INFORM THE WORLD THAT HER DAUGHTER HAD A GREAT TIME ON VACATION I WANT TO HANG THIS COMMENT OVER THE FIREPLACE AND SIP BRANDY WHILE WAITING FOR DINNER GUESTS TO ASK ME ABOUT IT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE U...

FINALLY A MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO COOK WHILE STANDING AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SUSPENSE BECAUSE FOR ME THIS STORY HAD A SURPRISE ENDING I HONESTLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN BUT EVEN IF THIS MEME READ "SHE COOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THEN SITS DOWN" I WOULD HAVE THE SAME REACTION I'M HAVING NOW, WHICH IS: OKAAAAAY AND YET IF I SHARED THIS MEME ON INSTAGRAM MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WOULD BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE PHONE TRYING TO LIKE IT AS HARD AS POSSIBLE THEN SHE WOULD COMMENT FROM A SECONDARY DEVICE "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MIKE WE NEVER GET TO SIT DOWN OH THIS IS SO TRUE (PASTA EMOJI) (PRAYING HANDS EMOJI) (HEART EMOJI) (AFRICAN AMERICAN SNOWBOARDER EMOJI THAT WAS A MISTAKE)" THEN SHE WOULD ASK MY WIFE "WHERE DID MIKE GET THAT GREAT PICTURE HE POSTED ABOUT COOKING AND NOT SITTING DOWN AND HOW CAN I GET IT ON MY PHONE SO I CAN SHOW THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TOMORROW" THEN MY WIFE WOULD BE LIKE "MA! HE SHARED IT IRONICALLY BECAUSE IT'S SO WE...

WOW THIS IS TWO MEMES ROLLED INTO ONE A "WE'RE ALL CRAZY" MEME *AND* A "GOOD MORNING, HAPPY WEDNESDAY" MEME AND IF YOU SEPARATE THE LATTER WE'RE TALKING A THREE-MEME MEME, UNPRECEDENTED COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER ANIMAL TO FEATURE AS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SQUIRRELS = CRAZY AND ALSO WEDNESDAY WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK OF THIS GENRE-DEFYING MEME SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS ON BOARD WITH THIS MEME, ALBEIT CLEARLY LEANING TOWARD THE GOOD MORNING PORTION CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO BET THE UNDER ON WHEN WE'D SEE THE WORD "BLESSED" IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS CRAZY SQUIRREL/WEDNESDAY MEME, WHICH VEGAS SET AT "FIFTH COMMENT" LISTEN ELEONORE THAT'S NOT EVEN A SENTENCE AND YOU CAN'T BRING COFFEE INTO THE EQUATION HERE-- THIS MEME IS TAKING ON TOO MUCH AS IT IS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT TWO PEOPLE LIKED IT SO I'LL LET IT STAND SIMMER DOWN TANYA, DANG ONLY I CAN TALK LIKE THIS ...

THIS IS NORMAL "HANG TIGHT SON, JUST TOLD EVERYONE ON NEXTDOOR WHAT A WEIRDO YOU ARE SO THE DOORBELL SHOULD START RINGING ANY SECOND" SPEAKING OF SONS AND FATHERS, IS THERE ANY BREAKING NEWS ABOUT SONS WHO LOOK LIKE THEIR FATHERS SPITTING SWAYZE SON SWAG, SOLID THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS REFINANCE GOLD, BTW "RICKY NELSON'S TEENAGE SONS LOOK JUST LIKE HIM-- SHOULD WE DO A STORY?" "PRETTY SMALL SAMPLE SIZE, LET'S WAIT 'TILL THEY TURN 50 AND THEN WE'LL TALK" THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS HEALTHY GEORGE, BTW REINCARNATION OF FRANK WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR AN INDIE BAND "ROF'S 'DIRTY KITCHEN' EP BLENDS SHARP WIT WITH ETHEREAL WHIMSY" - PITCHFORK BUT NOT A BAND THAT DOES SINATRA/ZAPPA/OCEAN/ETC COVERS BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE TOO LITERAL AND CORNY ANYWAY THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS TUMMYTUCKHIPO THE ONLY PLACE TO GO FOR ALL OF YOUR "LOOKS LIKE FRANK SINATRA BECAUSE IT'S ...