Internet stuff of the week

THIS IS NORMAL

"HANG TIGHT SON, JUST TOLD EVERYONE ON NEXTDOOR WHAT A WEIRDO YOU ARE SO THE DOORBELL SHOULD START RINGING ANY SECOND"

SPEAKING OF SONS AND FATHERS, IS THERE ANY BREAKING NEWS ABOUT SONS WHO LOOK LIKE THEIR FATHERS

SPITTING SWAYZE SON SWAG, SOLID

THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS REFINANCE GOLD, BTW

"RICKY NELSON'S TEENAGE SONS LOOK JUST LIKE HIM-- SHOULD WE DO A STORY?"

"PRETTY SMALL SAMPLE SIZE, LET'S WAIT 'TILL THEY TURN 50 AND THEN WE'LL TALK"

THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS HEALTHY GEORGE, BTW

REINCARNATION OF FRANK WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR AN INDIE BAND

"ROF'S 'DIRTY KITCHEN' EP BLENDS SHARP WIT WITH ETHEREAL WHIMSY" - PITCHFORK

BUT NOT A BAND THAT DOES SINATRA/ZAPPA/OCEAN/ETC COVERS BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE TOO LITERAL AND CORNY

ANYWAY THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS TUMMYTUCKHIPO

THE ONLY PLACE TO GO FOR ALL OF YOUR "LOOKS LIKE FRANK SINATRA BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY HIS SON" NEWS

LET'S MOVE ON

SEEMS LIKE A PRODUCTIVE EXERCISE

WOMENWORKING GIVES WORKING WOMEN EVERYWHERE A GOOD NAME

NOT TO DISPARAGE THE VERY FUN AND USEFUL ACT OF THINKING ABOUT CANDY THAT HAS THE SAME FIRST LETTER AS YOUR NAME BUT IF I'M A WORKING WOMAN (AND I AM) I WOULD *MUCH* RATHER EXPEND THAT ENERGY TRYING TO LIST ALL OF THE THINGS MY GRANDMOTHER IS TO ME

BOO KISSER

/WALKS IN ON GRANDMA KISSING MY BOO/

"YO GRANDMA THAT'S MY BOO!

"AND YOU CALL YOURSELF MY MENTOR AND SEAMSTRESS?!"

/RUNS AWAY CRYING/

THIS IS A HELLA SPECIFIC ITEM TO POST BUT GOOD LUCK AL

PERSON ON NEXTDOOR LOOKING FOR NEW MOEN SINK CARTRIDGE PART NO. 1250: DAMMIT

ALTHOUGH HONESTLY IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NEW MOEN PART NO. 1200 IS READY TO LEAVE THE PARTY

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