Teaser links of the week

IS IT GRILLED CORN ON THE COB

I WOULD BET ANYTHING IT'S GRILLED CORN ON THE COB

JUST IN CASE I HAVE DISPOSED OF ALL MY GRILLED CORN ON THE COB

THANK YOU GUT DOCTOR

WHY DOES THE YELLOW OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR STOP AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

MIKE "I BEG SMARTCONSUMERTODAY TO COMPLETE OR THROW OUT THIS OUTLINE OF GUT DOCTOR NOW"

IS THIS VEGETABLE DISPOSAL DEMAND APPLICABLE TO SAY, GERMANS

"I AM GUT DOCTOR TO AMERICANS ONLY, MAGA" - GUT DOCTOR

(MAKE AMERICAN GUTS ACCEPTABLE)

ALSO THE GUT DOCTOR IS SASHA BARON COHEN, I'VE BEEN HAD

BUT I AM 40

THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THIS HEADLINE IS THE PICTURE OF GOOD BREASTS THAT ACCOMPANIES IT

DJ RED ALERT SPINNING AT HEALTH CENTRAL EXPO AT THE JAVITS CENTER: GOOD BREASTS AT 50 STARTS WHEN /HOLDS MIC OUT TO CROWD/

CROWD: NOW

DJ RED ALERT: /SCRATCHES/ WHEN

CROWD: NOW

DJ RED ALERT: /SCRATCHES/ "LET ME CLEAR MY-" /SCRATCHES/ "BREASTS"

CROWD: GOES WILD

MICHAEL J FOX, TREE, SKY, BOOM- NEXT

THESE GOOD BREASTS AT 20 ARE *SO* CALIFORNIA

I AM TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS HILARIOUS PHOTO, LET ME KEEP SCROLLING SO I CAN CONTINUE LAUGHING

/SEES ANOTHER PICTURE OF GIRL WITH HUGE KNOCKERS WEARING CHICAGO BEARS HAT/ OMG IF THAT'S NOT ILLINOIS THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SECOND ELLIPSIS DOES NOT CONTINUE TO COMPLETE THE WORD "CHANGE" BUT THAT "IT" SHOULD BE "IT'S"

YOU GOT IT, MY BOY CHANG BUILT THE PYRAMIDS

NOT SURE WHAT'S MORE DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE-- THAT CHANG BUILT THE PYRAMIDS OR THAT NINJAJOURNALIST BROKE THE STORY

EITHER WAY, IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPUTE BASED ON THE RED CIRCLE

THANK YOU CHANG

AND THANK YOU GUT DOCTOR AND ALSO BOOBS

DON'T FORGET TO THROW OUT YOUR CORN OR YOU WILL GET DIARRHEA