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TAG THIS UNDER "UPSET ABOUT ICE MELT SOLUTION"

FIORE IS THROWING BOWS ON HOWELL TOWNSHIP

LET US START A DIALOGUE ON THIS ISSUE


PREVENTATIVE ICE MELT SOLUTIONS ARE INDICATIVE OF WHERE WE ARE AS A SOCIETY DAMMIT

"MOST ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT AT ALL"

FIORE THE FILOSOPHER

I WOULD BET ANYTHING THAT FIORE IS THE LEAST SENSIBLE DRIVER

I'M PICTURING HIM DRIVING IN INCLEMENT WEATHER ON UN-PREPPED ROADS AND FISHTAILING OUT WILDLY BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL TO SHAKE HIS FIST AT A STORE SIGN THAT READS "CLOSED MONDAYS"

FIORE: /HOBBLING AWAY FROM VEHICLE WHICH IS WEDGED IN THE ENTRANCE OF A TEXAS ROADHOUSE/

OFFICER: AND WHAT CAUSED THE ACCIDENT SIR

FIORE: THIS ACCIDENT WAS CAUSED BY NOT AN ACCIDENT!

OFFICER: /WRITES DOWN "CAUSE: DRIVER" IN NOTEPAD/




HMMM I WONDER WHAT FIORE THINKS OF THESE TWO COMMENTS




FIORE IS FINISHED! WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO FIORE




FIORE IS NOT FINISHED

IN FACT HE'S BACK WITH A PATENTED ZINGER


FIORE IS DEFINITELY NOT FINISHED AND HE'S HANDING OUT ATTITUDE CHECKS LEFT AND RIGHT

AS A REMINDER, WE'RE DISCUSSING ASPHALT BRINE




OUCH, MIKE WITH THE LAST WORD

FIORE IS FINISHED

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