Nextdoor posts of the week

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IS HO HO HO AND WHAT TIME HE WILL COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY

BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE TO SAY, OF THE TWO COMMENTS HERE SUZANNAH HAS PROVIDED THE BETTER ADVICE

WHEN BEING FORCED TO MAKE AN EXCRUCIATING DECISION ABOUT POSSIBLY HAVING TO GIVE UP THE FAMILY PET, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU SEEK THE MOST TRUSTED SOURCE OF VALUABLE, WISE, AND EMPATHETIC COUNSEL, WHICH IS THE SAME SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY ADULTS DIAPERS ON THE CHEAP

"CAN'T TALK NOW, I HAVE TO LOG ON TO NEXTDOOR.COM TO ONE-UP THIS FROG JOKE" - ALYSON

PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS, HARRIET

I DON'T THINK A FROG IS PEST BTW

"WENT TO BUY LONGJOHNS AND ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A GOLDEN TWIN CANOPY BED"

"I'VE BEEN INFORMED IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE TO RETURN"

ALL OF THIS CHECKS OUT

NOT GONNA CLICK "SEE MORE" BECAUSE THIS IS PERFECT

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
HOW DID YOUR FRIEND'S YARD SALE GO
DID SHE SELL SILVER BELLS AND COCKLE SHELLS
OR DID NO ONE ACTUALLY SHOW