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FILED UNDER CRIME AND SAFETY

ANYONE HAVE ANY LEADS

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT DAN IS OK

NO CHARGES WERE FILED IN THE CASE

THE VICTIM CITED HIS CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES AND WANTED TO GIVE THE SUSPECT A SECOND CHANCE AT A SUCCESSFUL LIFE

IMAGINE DAN LIVING IN A MODERATELY DIVERSE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH EVEN A REMOTE CHANCE OF ACTUAL CRIME HAPPENING

"HELLO POLICE, DAN AGAIN-- SOMEONE IS PEEING IN MY BUSHES WHILE GIVING ME THE MIDDLE FINGER AND I CAN SEE IT ON MY RING DEVICE ... WAIT, THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER ... MY RING DEVICE IS BROKEN, COME QUICKLY WE'RE UNDER ATTACK"

I MEAN THE VIDEO IS THREE SECONDS OF THIS DUDE WALKING BY AND 18 SECONDS OF FRONT LAWN




FOR REAL





NICE WORK BENJAMIN



GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE VERY VISIBLE AND UNPLEASANT RIPS

MY UNCLE IS IN GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE EMPHYSEMA

OUT OF CURIOSITY HOW IS THAT FIXED OTHER THAN WITH ELECTRICAL TAPE

THIS IS ALSO NOT A COUCH IMO

SO TO RECAP: NOT A COUCH, NOT IN GREAT SHAPE, CAN'T BE FIXED

I'LL TAKE IT





WE'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT THAT IT'S BEAUTIFUL

I MEAN GEEZ EVEN THE ADULT DIAPERS GUY POSTED PICTURES

PEOPLE SAY YOLO BUT HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN TO OAK GLEN & SALEM HILL TO INVEST IN A FRAMED PICTURE SIGHT UNSEEN

WELL I HAVE AND LET ME TELL YOU





IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY

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