Teaser links of the week



THAT BOY IS TOTES GONNA HAVE A BOY




(PUTS ON SUBLIMINAL LIMBO MUSIC)

"YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT

THEN SEE A DOCTOR FOR YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA, YOU NUT"




CAN'T TALK NOW, FLIPPING THROUGH SOME HOT AND INAPPROPRIATE PICS FROM WORLD WAR II

AKA THE SEXIEST WAR

WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A CURIOUS HISTORIAN

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CURIOUS FOR BOOBS IS WHAT I M--




OK

I THOUGHT PRANKS WERE FUN WHY DO I FEEL SAD AND SCARED





"SO I IMMEDIATELY WENT AND GOT MY BANGS CUT"

"I'M AN O-POSITIVE DIAGONAL BANGS GIRL LIVING WITH A B-NEGATIVE STRAIGHT BANGS FAMILY"

"YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS TOO IF NO ONE IN YOUR FAMILY WAS STRAIGHT WITH YOU"

I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE

BTW SHE GIVES BLOOD IN BARS?




WTF

"IT HAS A BANANA-- THE BANANAS WORKED!" - MOM

THE BUZZ TUBE- FOR ALL OF THE DAY'S FRESHEST BABY GENITALIA NEWS AND ALSO HOT CELEBRITY GOSSIP

ANYWAY WHAT I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR IS THE WHEREABOUTS OF FEMALE ACTRESSES I USED TO VALUE BASED STRICTLY ON LOOKS AND WHOM I NOW WANT TO JUDGE HARSHLY BASED ON SIMILAR PHYSICAL CRITERIA





THANK YOU

NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MEN BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOSE THEIR GOOD LOOKS AND HAVE OTHER IMPORTANT QUALITIES THAT NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

ALTHOUGH I AM CURIOUS ABOUT SHAQ

WHAT'S UP WITH SHAQ LATELY




K THANKS

Comments

troy said…
Shaq is tall and his girlfriend is sitting down

P.S.: the last one (about the family being straight with you)