Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Facebook meme of the week

THIS ONE IS CALLED "ME & YOU"




THAT WAS CALLED "ME & YOU"

IT'S PURPOSEFULLY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MICKEY MOUSE TALKS

HE IS AN UNEDUCATED MOUSE BUT HAS THE STREET SMARTS TO BE LIKE: NOPE, NOT GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE WITH YOU

IS THIS RELATABLE




YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB A BRIDGE DUMBASS

ALSO WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO




THIS IS AN OFF THE RAILS, SPECTACULAR FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE WITTY

IN HER MIND ELEONORE WILD IS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL RESPONDING TO POINTED CRITICISM, BUT IN REALITY SHE IS ELEONORE WILD RESPONDING TO A MICKEY MOUSE MEME



LITERALLY NO CLUE

IS THIS ABOUT A CAR OR A STREET ADDRESS AND EITHER WAY HOW DOES IT RELATE TO MICKEY MOUSE

OH TO BE ABLE TO STEP INSIDE THE COMPLEX MIND OF SUBERINA COOPERJOHNSON




SPEAKING OF COMPLEX MINDS

THE ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BESIDES EVERYTHING, IS WHY THAT DOG'S EYEBROWS ARE OFF ITS FACE




WHAT'S YOU

UPDATE YOUR PROFILE PIC BEFORE YOU COME AROUND HERE TRYIN' TO SELF-IDENTIFY WITH MICKEY MOUSE MEMES

DANG, SON



NOW *THAT'S* A PROFILE PIC

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S "INAPPROPRIATE" ABOUT A LIGHTHEARTED/INDIFFERENT STANCE ON MENTAL HEALTH AND SUICIDE THAT'S FALSELY REPRESENTED VIA A POPULAR CARTOON MOUSE

ANYWAY, THIS ONE WAS CALLED "ME & YOU"

4 comments:

troy said...

The other night a friend got high and was playing guitar and knocked a realllly stupidly placed water bottle over and some water spilled on his relatively new Macbook and bricked it and he had to buy a new one and he is wishing right now that he could have seen these comments then because boy was he feeling stupid but I bet he would have felt a little smarter after reading this

PlanetJane said...

As usual, Troy's comment has rendered all other comments invalid.

mkenny59 said...

I know, right?

Nevertheless ...

It's like my mom always said, "There's no such thing as stupidly placed water bottles, only stupidly high guitarists." Hope this has been helpful.

troy said...

I ... I love you guys