Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Facebook meme of the week



OMG EVEN AS A MEN WHO JUST GOT SERVED WITH THIS SCATHING MEME I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL

THIS IS SO ME (A MEN)

"YOU SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WOMAN" - ME, TO MY WIFE, ON THE REGS

NOW SHE FINALLY HAS A COMEBACK INSTEAD OF JUST CRYING AND RUNNING AWAY

BUT YO, NOT TO TRY AND TOP THIS ALREADY DOPE AND ORIGINAL OBSERVATION BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW A MEN NEVER STOPS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

ALSO THEY HOG THE REMOTE CONTROL

MEANWHILE WOMEN CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR PMS OR WHATEVER

IT'S ALMOST LIKE MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

VENUS RHYMES WITH PENIS WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN USE TO THINK WITH INSTEAD OF THEIR BRAINS

SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN I'M ON FIRE

WAIT ONE MORE

I'M GOING TO CALL THIS MEME "INSTRUCTIONS" BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS NO ONE READ IT WHEN IT WAS BEING PUT TOGETHER

ME AND THIS MEME ARE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO-ING RIGHT NOW

PLEASE NOBODY INTERRUPT US




UGH, OH NO TWO MANS GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT

IF THERE'S ANYTHING SADDER THAN HAVING A PROFILE PIC OF A MID-SIZE SEDAN PARKED IN YOUR DRIVEWAY AND DISPUTING LAME-ASS MISSPELLED MEMES ON THE INTERNET, IT'S VALIDATING THAT EFFORT WITH A REPLY ABOUT HOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE WOMEN

MORE LIKE FAILL SMITH AMIRITE

#MANPROBLEMS



LOL INDEED SUSAN

LOL INDEED

BY THE WAY YOU MUST BE MARRIED TO THE "A MEN" REFERENCED IN THIS MEME

SMALL WORLD!



I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I IMAGINE SOME PUNCTUATION WOULD PROVIDE MORE CLARITY

HERE ARE SOME INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE PUNCTUATION ...

AWWW FORGET IT!



ANTHONY ROSE SR. IS THE VOICE OF A NEW GENERATION OF CAPABLE MEN

"ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'SCARED STRAIGHT,' ANTHONY ROSE SR. VISITS A JUVENILE DETENTION CENTER AND DEMANDS THESE TROUBLED TEENS BECOME MEN AS HE THROWS LEGOS AT THEM AND TELLS THEM TO BUILD A DINOSAUR IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES"




SAM DOES?!?!

WHAT IS SAM SOME KIND OF OUTLIER

EFFF YOU SAM

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE FOR THE REST OF US PROUD MEN

(ASSUMING YOU'RE A MEN)

ALSO, JUDY: NO ONE ON THIS THREAD KNOWS WHO SAM IS

READ THE FACEBOOK INSTRUCTIONS

YA' BURNT

3 comments:

troy said...

omg somebody check in on PutaSmileOnFace because it's probably in need of a nice salve after that 'call this meme "Instructions" ' burn and it sucks when you need a salve but don't have one

KO Rob said...

A Men brother... A Men...

mkenny59 said...

Salve-less burns are the WORST, but I have no regrets; PutaSmileOnFace brought it upon itself. KO Rob- I would say 90% of the comments on these memes are folks writing "Amen," so that fact that this meme blatantly typo'd "a men" and yet nobody commented "Amen" is ... something? I don't know.