Facebook meme of the week



TEACH ME SOMETHIN PAPA

DON’T GET ME WRONG THIS EMPTY BOX AND FLOOR POTTY ARE LUXURIES I DON’T TAKE FOR GRANTED

AND DARN TOOTIN’ THESE OSH GOSH B’GOSHES DIDN’T GROW ON OL’ MR. MCGOVERN’S FAMOUS HICKORY TREE

THAT’S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT GEE WHIZ PAPA I’M 3 NOW AND IT’S ABOUT TIME I LEARNED THE WAYS OF THE WORLD

LIKE HOW DO YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A RIDIN’ TRACTOR WHEN THE SHIFTER’S OFF CENTER

WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO TELL A YOUNG LASS HOW YA’ REALLY FEEL, HOW YOU’D LIKE HER TO ONE DAY RAISE OUR OWN EIGHT YOUNGINS AND LEARN FROM MAMA HOW TO MAKE THE BEST CHICKEN POT PIE

HOW CAN I RETREAT FURTHER INTO A COCOON OF ROMANTICIZED REPUBLICAN IDEALS WHILE THIS DANG WORLD CONTINUES TO EVOLVE (AIR QUOTES) IN A WAY THAT DEMANDS I PRESS 1 FOR SPANISH

AWW SHUCKS PAPA I JUST WANNA SPEND SOME TIME WITCHA I RECKON

WHAT SAY YOU AND I HEAD DOWN TO SMITHTOWN LAKE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON FISHIN’

PAPA: IT AIN’T “YOU AND I” YA’ DANG FOOL, IT’S “ME AND YA’LLS”

LOOKS LIKE THE TEACHIN’ DONE ALREADY GOT STARTED PAPA

Comments

troy said…
Lesson 1: Those overalls gonna get your ass kicked for you once you hit kindergarten
troy said…
Um, I mean, 'nice post, keep sharing!'
KO Rob said…
Overalls are a tool of the devil and the maker of countless 3 y.o. "accidents".
"Why'd ya wet yourself son?"
"I LEARNED IT BY WATCHIN' YOU DAD!"
mkenny59 said…
All valid points. The only overalls worth rockin' are Skidz overalls with one strap down circa '91, amirite? Guys?