Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



DAFFY DUCK SPEAKS THE TRUTH AND SAYS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING

IT’S COOL HOW A DUCK WITH A TERRIBLE LISP IS THE SPOKESDUCK FOR HOW WE SHOULD ALL SPEAK

IT’S UNFAIR THAT REAL AMERICANS WHO BENEFITED FROM THEIR ANCESTORS’ BRAVERY IN SETTLEMENT SHOULD HAVE TO PRESS AN ADDITIONAL BUTTON ON THEIR PHONES



WHO ARE “WE”

DO YOU MEAN DUCKS OR HUMANS

OR MAYBE YOU MEAN WHITES IN WHICH CASE THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS: NOT YET

EVENTUALLY THOUGH YOU WILL HAVE TO PRESS *TWO* AND I’M NOT SURE IF THERE’S A MEME OUT THERE THAT WILL ADEQUATELY CAPTURE YOUR FURY

MAYBE YOSEMITE SAM

*MAYBE*



PERFECT



JEFF DRAKE HAD TO SPEAK EUROPEAN FOR THREE YEARS

ENGLISH IS THE COUNTRY YOU RESIDE IN, LEARN TO SPEAK IT

“I PLEDGE ALL-ENGLISH TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF ENGLISH …” – JEFF DRAKE EVERY MORNING BEFORE EATING A BOAR HE KILLED FOR BREAKFAST



OMG THIS IS DAFFY HOW EMBARRASSING HOPEFULLY NO ONE NOTICES



DAMMIT



I AM ALREADY CONFUSED



FOR THE RECORD PENNY NEEDHAM WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS ISSUE BEFORE DAFFY DUCK

I’D HATE TO BE THE IMMIGRANT MOFO WITH EIGHT KIDS WHO PISSED OFF PENNY TO THE MAX

“PENNY FOR YOUR RACIST THOUGHTS?” – A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK PENNY WHEN SHE IS ARM-SHELFING IT IN THE KITCHEN WHILE PONDERING MOFOS



THANK YOU TOOTIE FOR YOUR ELOQUENT THOUGHTS ON LANGUAGE



THE PENNIES HAVE SPOKEN

INDEED IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY PUT THIS CLICHÉ 20-YEAR-OLD HACK COMEDIAN JOKE ON PAPER

SOMEONE PLEASE FILE THIS DAFFY DUCK MEME AT THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS SO WE CAN SIGN IT AND FINALLY DEPORT ALL MOFOS



LISTEN BUDDY WHEN I USE MY CHINESE CELL PHONE TO IMPORT MY BRAZILIAN FLOWERS WHILE HOVERING ON MY CANADIAN-FUELED JETPACK I EXPECT THE MOFO ON THE OTHER END TO SPEAK ENGLISH, IS ALL I’M SAYIN’

"THE NETHERLAND"

ONE NETHERLAND



WHERE DO I CLICK *SEE TRANSLATION*

2 comments:

troy said...

So do you belong to this group? Can you communicate with these people? I would like to know in which parts of Europe he could not be understood in English.

Penny Stiers thinks Shut Up I'm Still Talking is on paper.

mkenny59 said...

I am not a "liker" of the Shutup page, but I HAVE been weighing this idea to begin commenting on these memes. I guess it would sort of be like trolling which, eww, but I do want to immerse myself with these people in their own habitat to see how it all works. I don't know ...