Facebook meme of the week



EACH POOP MEME IS BETTER THAN THE LAST

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY POOP STORIES



MORE LIKE POOP VISOR AMIRITE



OUR SAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WTF IS PHYLISS EVEN TALKING ABOUT

MY POST TOASTIES HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNKED ON AND I PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH



YOU SEEM CHILL



YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY RETIREMENT SLOWLY STRIPS YOU OF THE URGE TO BECOME A BIRD AND POOP ON PEOPLE’S HEADS



OH SNAP BIG LIZ JUST GOT SERVED

HOW WILL BIG LIZ RESPOND AND ON WHAT POOP MEME

BIG LIZ NEEDS TO RECORD A POOP MEME DISS TRACK STAT

THIS IS BIGGIE/PAC ALL OVER AGAIN



THANK YOU FERN/ELVIS, YOU REALLY UPPED THE ANTE OF THIS MEME BY STATING YOU WANT TO BE A *BIG* BIRD WITH DIARRHEA



SHOUT OUT TO GENE’S UNCLE

HARDLY A POOP MEME PASSES WITHOUT REMINISCING ABOUT GENE’S UNCLE

HE HAD A HEAD MADE FOR BIRD POOP



YOU’RE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL FATHER JOHN ARTHUR WILLIAMS




MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: THIS’LL TEACH 'EM TO WAKE UP AND FACE LIFE! (POOPS ON PERSON’S HEAD)

PERSON: OMG WTF I’VE BEEN POOPED ON I NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS LIFE CHANGES

TEN YEARS LATER

PERSON: (IS NOW A CHARISMATIC CONGRESSMAN GIVING COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY) ... BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I WOULD NEVER BE STANDING BEFORE YOU HERE TODAY, AWAKE AND FACING LIFE, WERE IT NOT FOR A BIRD THAT POOPED ON MY FACE. THANK YOU.

CONFUSED, SPORADIC APPLAUSE

MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: (PERCHED ON A NEARBY TELEPHONE POLL DURING SPEECH, SMILES, FLIES AWAY INTO SUNSET)



GLENN: KAY, DID LARRY LOOK AT MY DANG LANDSCAPING PICS YET THEY ARE REALLY GREAT

KAY: I JUST REMINDED HIM TO ON THIS BIRD-SH*TTING MEME I SAW

GLENN: K COOL SEND HIM HUGS

LARRY: (ON FACEBOOK, DRINKING COFFEE) DAMMIT THAT IS SOME GOOD LANDSCAPING


SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD PUNKING ON THE POST TOASTIES IF YOU ASK ME

Comments

troy said…
TIL that birds smile, and that the school system in Cyndy E. Forman's town is far better than the one in Phyllis Glenn's.
mkenny59 said…
No lie, I had my own doubts about a bird's ability to smile, but it can when it's a reincarnated human. I checked. And isn't it just like you to bring this all back to our public school system. ("More like the pooplic school system!" - Shut Up I'm Still Talking)