Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Facebook meme of the week


AGREE TO DISAGREE

THAT CONDESCENDING SNAIL WITH A PERFECT LIFE IS PISSING ME OFF SOMETHING FIERCE



“THERE GO SMILIN’ IRMA. ME NOT KNOW IF HER HAVE PROBLEMS BECAUSE HER HIDE THEM GOOD WITH HER SMILE. HER MUST HAVE A SPECIAL FRIEND, WONDER WHAT HIM’S NAME IS”



I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SNAIL






BUG C MAN ONLY BE LOOKIN’ OUT FOR BUG C MAN

I FEEL YA’ BUG C MAN



WELCOME TO DIERDORFF’S PLASTIC SUPPLY WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE MY NAME IS ANITA PLEASE WEAR A HARDHAT BEFORE ENTERING THE FACTORY WE HOPE THIS TOUR WILL TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN



RUN-ON SENTENCE MUCH



THE NEXT TIME I RECEIVE AN INCOHERENT BUT SEEMINGLY POSITIVE MESSAGE I’M GOING TO SAY “LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT SCHNEITERED” AND I DON’T CARE IF NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I MEAN



LET US ALL LOOK EAST WITH REGARDS TO HOW TO SMILE MORE GENUINELY

THIS IS NOT A SMILE-BASED RACIAL STEREOTYPE ONLY AN OBSERVATION



SO DEEP, KIND OF MAKES YOU THINK

IS THERE A MASK ON THE COMMA KEY OF YOUR LAPTOP



FIRST OF ALL JACK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SMILING SNAILS HERE NOT ABOUT SPEAKING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE DANG

SECOND OF ALL EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO IMAGINATION AN AUDIENCE AS A BUNCH OF SMILING THAI PEOPLE



YES THE ONE WORD I WOULD USE TO DESCRIBE THIS CARTOON MEME WITH RANDOM CAPITALIZATION AND LACKING PUNCTUATION AND THAT FEATURES A SMILING SNAIL AND A BUTTERFLY IS: WISE


I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SNAIL

1 comment:

troy said...

Women who walk down the street by themselves, smiling at something that's not apparent, freak me the hell out. And yet, when women are not smiling, they are often told by male strangers to smile. I guess what I'm trying to say is our society is the worst.