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I WONDER WHAT PLACES PAINTERS LOVE K COOL THANKS THEY PROLLY LOVE THESE PLACES BECAUSE THEY CAN PAINT THERE SOME PLACES DON'T LET YOU PAINT THERE LIKE ANNIE'S PRETZELS TO CITE BUT ONE EXAMPLE ANYWAY BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT INVESTING IN A MINI FOOD PROCESSOR K COOL THANKS SO MUCH FOR MY "HUMMUS, PARTY OF ONE" IDEA ANOTHER THING I'VE BEEN THINKI- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG IS IT GONE WHEW WOW OK WHERE WERE WE OH YEAH FOOD FINALLY NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY FIRST LADIES HAVE TO KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL THEY'RE OUT OF OFFICE BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE KNOW NOW REFINERY29 EDITOR : AND CAN GET A PICTURE OF HER WHERE SHE'S MAKING THE "OOOHHH THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE FOOD I JUST DON'T LIKE" FACE REFINERY29 INTERN : GOT IT "THE BROMANCE" LOGO PAIRS WELL WITH THIS HEADLINE WTF SATISFYING HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LOG ON TO THE ...

UHHH IS THAT ALL IS THERE A PUNCHLINE OR SOMETHING LIFE LESSON NAH, JUST A SAD PANDA MEME? OK I GUESS LET'S ROLL WITH IT HERE IS A SEGMENT WE CALL "GREAT MOMENTS IN INTERNET DIALOGUE" COURTESY OF BEVERLY AND ETHAN TO RECAP BEVERLY : THIS SAD MEME IS SAD ETHAN : 'SUP GIRL BEVERLY : PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD LIKE PANDAS SO BACK OFF DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS SAD MEME IS SAD THIS OPINION SEEMS CONTRARIAN RJ HENIO'S CREW : YA'LL SEEN THAT PANDA MEME RJ HENIO : OH THAT SAD RJ HENIO'S CREW : SAY WORD ... ... (EVERYONE CRIES) THAT PANDA WILL KILL YOU WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING BEER RIGHT NOW JOHN BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT IS GARBLED NONSENSE THIS KIND OF FISHING FOR INTERNET AFFECTION IS WHY MEMES WERE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE THANK YOU SAD PANDA MEME, AND THANK YOU EVERYONE

HMMM WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT YO YO YO PHIL THAT SUCKS M'MAN BUT I HAVE SOME POINTS TO MAKE: 1) TMI 2) AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO THINK ABOUT PHIL'S FEET AT 11:40AM SO CLOSE TO LUNCH DAMN 3) THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL MEDIA GROUP FOR LIKE FINDING A LOST CAT OR HAVING A GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER 4) SAVE THE FOOT STUFF FOR TINDER NA MEAN 5) IS YOUR MISSPELLING SOME TYPE OF FREUDIAN POSITIVE OUTLOOK BECAUSE IF SO: 6) NICE 7) LEMME GUESS YOU NEED A FOOT DOCTOR IMMA BE HONEST PHIL- HERE ARE THE THINGS I CAN CONFIDENTLY RECOMMEND: 1) INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES 2) REUBEN SANDWICHES 3) DOPE ALBUMS THAT HAVE RECENTLY DROPPED 4) DECENT FOOT DOCTORS 5) CONTACTING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER 6) FOOT PODCASTS 7) A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOLICIT PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IN THE AGE OF GOOGLE BY ME 8) CHAPTER ONE: DON'T 9) THAT IS THE WHOLE BOOK ANYWAY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT NOT INCLUDED AMONG THESE THINGS IS A G...

AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW DUDE SLIDING DOWN IT IT'S A SLIDE PRETTY SURE DUDE BROKE HIS COCCYX AFTER THIS RUN "BARBARA, CANCEL MY MEETING WITH FRANKLIN & ASSOCIATES AND TELL THEM IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SLIDE. I BROKE MY BUTT ... HAVING SEX." BUT AT LEAST HE YOLO'D TO FOLLOW UP: 1) NO 2) WHAT 3) YOU WOULD USE THE STAIRS TO GET BACK TO THE TOP. THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT THERE 4) OR THE STAIRS "... UNLESS THAT GAME IS SLIDING DOWN THE JOURNEY OF LIFE WITH ME FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY. IS THIS INDOOR SLIDE MEME COMMENT THREAD THE RIGHT PLACE TO FIND A SERIOUS WOMAN" "ALAS IT SEEMS NOT." - RAY (AKA EMMY RAY) IT *IS* CRAZY THAT HE (MAN PICTURED) REALLY LIKES [THE SLIDE] BUT NOT AS CRAZY AS YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THIS COMMENT THREAD SO YOU WIN, HELEN HALL I DON'T SEE WHY NOT, EDDIE EIDDIE GUYS- EDDIE EIDDIE LOVES OUR STUFF AND WANTS TO HELP I DON'T KNOW WHICH A...

LOL I AM FEELING THIS MEME IT HAS REALLY PUT A SMILE ON FACE *MY* FACE THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS MEME IS HOW DAFFY DUCK IS STRAIGHT WALKING INTO DUDE'S CART WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT WALKING BEHIND HIM MEANWHILE DUDE IS LIKE "JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME GROCERIES FOR MY FAMILY... "WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS BELLIGERENT DUCK" I WONDER IF THEY USED DONALD DUCK FOR THIS MEME AT FIRST BUT THEN WERE HOLD UP, IS THIS RACIST ANYWAY LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPELL 'AISLE'" NOPE BUT OTHERWISE VERY COHERENT NOT QUITE BUT I AGREE THAT PEOPLE CHATTING WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS SHOULD GET A CATTLE PROD HETTY WOLFS FOR MAYOR OF SHOPRITE THOSE BANISHED TO THE 'ISLE OF MISFIT COMMENTERS' WAIT IN VAIN FOR ANGER CLAUS TO VISIT EVERY YEAR OK SO NOBODY WON THAT GAME WHAT ELSE WE GOT OBVIOUSLY THE SLOW WALKERS PUT ON NOTICE BY THIS DOPE MEME EXCLUDES THOSE WHO ARE BLIND IN ONE EYE ...

THIS ONE IS CALLED "ME & YOU" THAT WAS CALLED "ME & YOU" IT'S PURPOSEFULLY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MICKEY MOUSE TALKS HE IS AN UNEDUCATED MOUSE BUT HAS THE STREET SMARTS TO BE LIKE: NOPE, NOT GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE WITH YOU IS THIS RELATABLE YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB A BRIDGE DUMBASS ALSO WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO THIS IS AN OFF THE RAILS, SPECTACULAR FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE WITTY IN HER MIND ELEONORE WILD IS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL RESPONDING TO POINTED CRITICISM, BUT IN REALITY SHE IS ELEONORE WILD RESPONDING TO A MICKEY MOUSE MEME LITERALLY NO CLUE IS THIS ABOUT A CAR OR A STREET ADDRESS AND EITHER WAY HOW DOES IT RELATE TO MICKEY MOUSE OH TO BE ABLE TO STEP INSIDE THE COMPLEX MIND OF SUBERINA COOPERJOHNSON SPEAKING OF COMPLEX MINDS THE ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BESIDES EVERYTHING, IS WHY THAT DOG'S EYEBROWS ARE OFF ITS FACE WHAT'S YOU UPDATE YOUR...

First of all, who told you about my Pokemon Go addiction? Was it troy ? Because I've said this to numerous unsolicited spambots: HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Except, I suppose, in this specific case, as he is absolutely correct that I am totes into Pokemon Go. Second of all, nobody calls me Michael. Except those in the Pokemon Go community of which I am a prominent, willing, and active member. So again, this holds up. I love cheating as much as the next Michael, but UNLIMITED Pokecoins is a treasure trove that I simply cannot trust myself to handle appropriately. The last thing I want is to become a part of one of those stories you frequently see on E! where a regular Joe wins the lottery of Pokecoins, buys an above-ground pool and a lifetime supply of Marlboro Reds, starts a record label for his cousins, and ultimately combusts in a blaze of fake financial failure. Back in the day, I became unhealthily obsessed with gathering extra lives in Super Mario Bros., I flew too close to t...

OMG EVEN AS A MEN WHO JUST GOT SERVED WITH THIS SCATHING MEME I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL THIS IS SO ME (A MEN) "YOU SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WOMAN" - ME, TO MY WIFE, ON THE REGS NOW SHE FINALLY HAS A COMEBACK INSTEAD OF JUST CRYING AND RUNNING AWAY BUT YO, NOT TO TRY AND TOP THIS ALREADY DOPE AND ORIGINAL OBSERVATION BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW A MEN NEVER STOPS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS ALSO THEY HOG THE REMOTE CONTROL MEANWHILE WOMEN CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR PMS OR WHATEVER IT'S ALMOST LIKE MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS VENUS RHYMES WITH PENIS WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN USE TO THINK WITH INSTEAD OF THEIR BRAINS SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN I'M ON FIRE WAIT ONE MORE I'M GOING TO CALL THIS MEME "INSTRUCTIONS" BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS NO ONE READ IT WHEN IT WAS BEING PUT TOGETHER ME AND THIS MEME ARE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO-ING RIGHT NOW PLEASE NOBODY INTERRUPT US UGH, OH NO TWO MANS GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT IF THE...