Facebook meme of the week



SHEESH THIS PUPPY IS REALLY FISHING

YA KNOW WHAT BUD WE ALL NEED A HUG BUT I HAVE ENOUGH DIGNITY NOT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT

ALSO WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHIFT BETWEEN FIRST AND THIRD PERSON AND IS THAT A BEAR EMOJI

ANYWAY NO-- IN 2018 I AM DRAWING THE LINE AT DIGITAL PUPPY-HUGGING

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

DAMMIT FINE HOW DO WE EVEN DO THIS

/TYPES "HUG" INTO MICROSOFT WORD, WAITS/

I FEEL THE SAME

THIS WHOLE PUPPY-HUGGING BUSINESS GOT ME WONDERING: DO ILLITERATE PEOPLE LIKE PUPPIES TOO

LET'S FIND OUT




IMAGINE JOHN BAHE SMITH IS YOUR DAD AND THIS MEME SHOWED UP ON YOUR FB TIMELINE BECAUSE YOUR DAD COMMENTED ON IT AND THIS IS THE COMMENT

WELL GUESS WHAT JOHN BAHE SMITH *IS* MY DAD AND HE IS A FIREFIGHTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE FEELINGS SO BACK OFF OK




SANDRA AND SHIRLEY TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS TO WRITE THESE THINGS

LET US NEVER FORGET THAT




ALL GOODIE STUFF

#ALLGOODIESTUFF

SEE IF LAURA ABEL IS STILL AROUND WHEN ALL THE BADDIE STUFF IS GOING DOWN LIKE PAYING $40 TO HAVE YOUR DOG'S ANAL GLANDS EXPRESSED SMH




I READ THIS LIKE REBECCA DOESN'T LIKE PUPPIES AND IS GIVING THE HUG ONLY BECAUSE OF THE EXTERNAL PRESSURE OF FELLOW COMMENTERS

"HERE'S YOU A *DAMN* HUG"




IT'S HONESTLY NOT A LOT OF WORDS THAT ONE HAS TO STRING TOGETHER COHERENTLY TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THIS PUPPY MEME

HE *IS* LOOKING CUTE THO

BTW WE CAN ASSUME THIS DOG IS A "HE" BECAUSE DOGS ARE BOYS AND CATS ARE GIRLS

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION: IS THIS LITTLE GUY HUNG




OK GEEZ I WAS JOKING

I MEAN C'MON PEOPLE LET'S NOT SEXUALIZE THIS PUPPY




I DON'T CARE IF I'M GETTING TROLLED, "HE GORGE'S" IS THE BEST THING I'VE READ IN MONTHS

THAT SAID, YOU CAN'T POST XXX COMMENTS ON G-RATED MEMES AND EXPECT NOT TO GET CALLED OUT

SO CONSIDER YOURSELF ON NOTICE CHRISSIE HARTE




OK THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL HE'S ONLY ASKING FOR AN INNOCENT HUG




OK THAT'S IT, I'M DONE WITH THESE INNUENDOS LET'S BRING IT BACK TO GOOD OL' FASHIONED WHOLESOME ILLITERACY




WE'RE BACK ON TRACK, NOW LET'S BRING IT HOME





THANK YOU SHIRLEY

SHIRLEY'S PROFILE PIC SCREAMS "HOW THE HELL DO YOU WORK THIS DANG THING" BUT HER SENTIMENTS IN THIS INSTANCE ARE RIGHT ON POINT

THANK YOU EVERYONE, THIS HAS BEEN #ALLGOODIESTUFF

Comments

KO Rob said…
I'm most perplexed by the apostrophe 's' in "gorge's". I understand not knowing how to spell a word, but adding an apostrophe is never the answer. Or maybe all puppies actually belong to gorge?
mkenny59 said…
HOW did I not consider that this puppy (or, better yet, as you argue, ALL puppies) belongs to Gorge?! It's the most logical answer. Just goes to show that "He gorge's" works on multiple levels.

Oh, and yes, the apostrophe never makes sense. Nothing makes sense here. Nothing matters! Fun!