MSN quick links of the week

[CLICKS LINK, GREETED BY GRAPHIC PICTURE OF BOBBY FLAY TURNING OVER MARINATED SHRIMP ON THE GRILL WITH HIS PENIS]

WELL THAT WAS MY FAULT FOR CLICKING

NO. 3: WEARING HIGH TUBE SOCKS IN A RECLINER? SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

"I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK UNTIL I CLICKED ON A SPONSORED MSN TEASER LINK AND DISCOVERED MY KEITH VAN HORN-STYLE TUBE SOCKS WERE CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION. GGMVI.VOLUUMTRK.COM SAVED MY LIFE." - SOMEONE, MAYBE

YES

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BECAUSE

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THEY'RE

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FAMOUS

WHAT

THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN A COAL MINER- HE'S SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER TRYING TO PROCESS THIS TERRIBLY CONSTRUCTED HEADLINE

SAMSIES

WITH REGARD TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING HERE: WTF

"ARE WE GETTING TOO HYPERBOLIC ABOUT FLOWER POTS?

ON THE NEXT 60 MINUTES."

DULY NOTED

HOWEVER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BLOGGER STAR AND YET HERE I AM WITH ALMOST 50 FOLLOWERS

WE DON'T CHOOSE OUR FATE

THAT SAID SHE'S OFF TO A GOOD START BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HAILEY BALDWIN

THEN AGAIN I ONLY KNOW FAMOUS DADS