Spam email of the week

Are you tired of all those binary scams selling you signals that is
impossible to follow profitably?

YES

“WHY IS THESE BINARY SIGNALS NOT LETTING ME FOLLOW THEM TO PROFIT TOWN?” – ME, ON THE REG

Are you tired of missing the trades and placing trades manually?

I GUESS

IF I HAVE TO PLACE ANOTHER TRADE MANUALLY I AM GOING TO BINARY CODE IN MY PANTS

THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!

CAPS LOCK WAS MY IDEA, STOP IT

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Can you imagine being able to make a $1,000 or
$2,000 every day?

MY IMAGINATION CHOOSES $2,000

Would that take the “heat” off life some? No doubt.

YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HEAT I HAVE IN MY LIFE AND WHETHER OR NOT AN EXTRA $2,000 A DAY WOULD HELP ALLEVIATE THAT HEAT

WHAT IF I HAD SO MUCH HEAT THAT $2,000 A DAY WAS BUT A GRAIN OF SAND ON A BEACH OF HEAT

POINT IS, GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER, DANG

ANYWAY, NO DOUBT

Raking in profits of $15k, $20k and more in a month,

GRANTED MY IMAGINATION ISN’T GREAT AT MATH BUT I HAD FIGURED ON $60,000 OR $62,000 A MONTH

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY IMAGINARY MONEY

EVERY month, is FREAKING LIFE-CHANGING!

THIS SPAM EMAIL IS MAD DOWN-TO-EARTH, BRUH. SIGN ME UP FOR THE FREAKING BINARY SH*T OR WHATEVER

Legendary Binary Professor George S. finally AUTOMATED his

HOLD UP STOP HOLD UP

GEORGE S.

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING I FEEL LIKE I AM IN HEAVEN

LEAVE OFF THE LAST “S” FOR SELEBRITY CAUSE US BINARY HEADS KNOW HIM SIMPLY AS GEORGE

“LEGENDARY BINARY PROFESSOR GEORGE S. … OH WAIT, THAT’S TOO OBVIOUS. LEGENDARY BINARY PROFESSOR G. SALSBURY”

THAT REFERENCE WAS FROM THE LEGENDARY TELEVISION SHOW, THE S.

ANYWAY WHAT DID GEORGE AUTOMATE

revolutionary binary software into fully 100% autopilot robot!

LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE HOW MUCH FOR THE ROBOT

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Yes, you heard right! FULLY AUTOPILOT!

I JUST UNCLOGGED MY EARS TO HEAR THIS EMAIL BETTER AND I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ROBOT DOESN'T REQUIRE A CO-PILOT

No more watching screen,
No more missing signals
No more manual hassle trading!
Full AUTOPILOT!

THIS BINARY HAIKU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LEGENDARY POEM GUY ROBERT F.

The bad news?

MY MOM ALWAYS SAID IF SOMETHING SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE—LIKE A FULLY AUTOPILOTED BINARY ROBOT THING—IT PROLLY IS

SHE SAID “PROLLY” TOO, MOMS IS MAD DOWN TO EARTH, SON (ME)

He is only giving a trial for first 50 members. Others will pay $3600 for it.

AM I A MEMBER HOW DO I FIND OUT CAUSE I JUST BLEW ALL MY ROBOT SAVINGS ON A GO FUND ME FOR ROBOT UMPIRES CHARITY

So you better hurry up!

Go here and get a trial if it is still on!

Go Here Now

I AM HERE FOR THE TRIAL I RAN ALL THE WAY FROM PHOENIX BY FOLLOWING BINARY SIGNALS, IS THIS PROFIT TOWN

Thank me later,
Richard Cammarata

LEGENDARY SMUG EMAIL PILOT RICHARD C.

Don't forget why you're here

IS THAT A MOTIVATIONAL SIGNATURE OR ARE YOU TALKING YOURSELF INTO STAVING OFF DEMENTIA

EITHER WAY TO CONFIRM I WILL TAKE A FREE ROBOT