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Graphic novel

My wife grabbed my leg in church at almost the exact same time that I, too, noticed the collections usher was wearing a graphic T-shirt. At this point, it didn't really matter what the shirt read— it was jarring on its own that the 60-something-year-old collections usher was wearing a graphic T-shirt; for reference, the elderly usher next to him moving slowly down the main middle aisle was wearing a too-big green dress shirt with suspenders holding up a pair of jeans that, without the suspenders, would have no doubt been around his ankles, a wardrobe that was at least trying — but as he moved closer it became clear that it absolutely mattered what the T-shirt read. YEAH I'M INTO FITNESS /getting closer/ FIT'N THIS DEER INTO MY I'm delirious at this point. I was barely able to stay awake during the homily and it suddenly feels like I have just polished off three Red Bulls. The letters are so large that it doesn't seem possible so much text can be legibly contained wi...

Disqualified From Court

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The Weird Animals Facebook page has finally chimed in on the latest controversy surrounding the two WNBA players who were disqualified from court: It's unclear when this violation of the award (?) took place, since the WNBA season is either 54 days ahead or five months behind us, but enforcement of the self-explanatory "No Kneeling During Flag Salute" — be it swiftly in advance or lagging a bit behind — is nevertheless inevitable. Woe to the two unnamed players who reportedly (by Weird Animals) kneeled during the traditional pre-game flag salute. It must have been hella embarrassing for them to try to step on the court afterwards only to be informed they had been disqualified from the very court on which they planned to play basketball, and also they are under arrest (seeking confirmation from Weird Animals). This post has more than 1k reactions, 56 shares, and 157 comments from various clear-headed Boomers: Roy Barnes is all about a person's rights, obviously, but e...