Nextdoor posts of the week

PEST JOKE OF THE WEEK

THANK YOU BILL

YOU DON'T OWN A PEST CONTROL BUSINESS DO YOU

EITHER WAY THIS IS GOOD AND RELATABLE CONTENT

GRAMMAR JOKE OF THE WEEK

WHY ARE "A'S" AND "BEE'S" POSSESSIVE

BECAUSE BILL IS A WEIRDO

#GRAMMARJOKEOFTHEWEEK

(PLEASE BUY MY GRAMMAR SOFTWARE, LINKED IN THE COMMENTS)

WHAT ARE HEAT INDICES

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WEATHER IS OR HOW TO REACT TO IT SO THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GARAGE SALE SITE NEXTDOOR.COM" - A PERSON?

THANK YOU PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER LAURA FOR PUBLIC INFORMATION THAT IS FILLED WITH ERRORS AND ALSO MISLEADING AND THANK YOU LUANNE FOR CALLING OUT THIS PSA WITH A BROKEN ATTACHMENT

ALL OF THIS IS GOOD AND WORTH EVERYONE'S TIME

I COME TO NEXTDOOR FOR TWO REASONS, TO BUY ADULT DIAPERS AND TO FIGHT CRIME, AND RIGHT NOW I'M GOOD ON ADULT DIAPERS

THANK YOU JOE, YOU REALLY GOT 'EM

(*THE* JAIL)

WHAT

I MEAN YES I'M SURE THESE CREDIT CARD THIEVES ARE ENGAGED IN THE LOCAL POLITICAL PROCESS

I HATE TO SAY IT BUT "MY NAME IS JOEY Z AND MY PLATFORM IS LESS THIEF'S AND MORE PEOPLE TO TAX" IS *VERY* NEW JERSEY AND PROBABLY PLAYS WELL IN 2022

THIS WAS THE MOST RECENT COMMENT AND THUS THE FIRST ONE I SAW ON THIS POST ABOUT WATCHING OUT FOR CREDIT CARD ROBBERS

BACKTRACKING TO SEE HOW WE GOT HERE WAS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AND MORE

"HI FELLOW NEIGHBORS SO I WAS JUST SITTING HERE RANDOMLY THINKING ABOUT AWNINGS-- PARTICULARLY MY AUNT'S AWNINGS, OBVIOUSLY-- AND I WAS WONDERING IF ANY OF YOU ALSO THINK ABOUT AWNINGS SOMETIMES? WHO KNOWS, MAYBE! ANYWAY HERE IS A GREAT ARTICLE I FOUND ABOUT AWNINGS. THIS IS NORMAL AND I AM A GOOD PERSON JUST LOOKING TO ENGAGE NORMALLY."

HOOK THIS WEBSITE INTO MY VEINS