Spam email of the week
Subject: 123436 To the China Market Developer I’m sorry—is this a children’s song? 1-2-3 4-3-6 To the China Market Developer! Clap along, everyone! 1-2-3 Kid : This song doesn’t even rhyme. And the numbers are wrong. Other kid : Yeah, this song blows. YOU KIDS HAVE NO RESPECT. 2014 iFresh Fruit and Vegetable Expo Shanghi International Exhibition Center ,China 12 th -14 th June 2014 What is “iFresh Fruit”? Is that a—wait for it—Apple product? LOLZ. HOLD UP, IMMA JUST DOWNLOAD THIS CANTALOUPE TO MY TUMMY RIGHT QUICK iFresh Fru and Veg Expo Fru and Veg!!!! FRU and VEG (slow voice) FRU AND VEG We have officially crossed the threshold of acceptable abbreviations. Congratulations, everybody! had booked out 143 exhibitors with 183 boothes( 117 boothes left) Looks like the iFresh Fru and Veg Ex...