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Subject: Notice of appearance in court NR#6037 Notice to Appear, Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled to appear for your hearing that will take place in the court of Washington in January 14, 2014 at 09:00 am. Please bring all documents and witnesses relating to this case with you to Court on your hearing date. The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter. Please, read it thoroughly. Note: If you do not attend the hearing the judge may hear the case in your absence. Yours truly, Ruth Smith Clerk to the Court. - - - - - - - - - I travel to Washington, show up to local court Tuesday morning, barge through courtroom doors Me : Sup, y'all, wasn't easy but I made it. Now who did the murder? Prolly dude o'er there ( points to bailiff ). Boom, solved. NEXT. J/k seriously though where do I sit? Judge : Excuse me sir, but this is a court OF LAW. May I help you with something? Me : Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Just here to do my civic duty. Or, uh .....