Spam email of the week
Subject: AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY. I don’t know a lot about investing but this email seems nice. Dear Friend, See? AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY. Got it. I hope this email finds you in good health. I m Dr. Donald Adams, originally from Fiji Islands, Oh thanks for clarifying. For a hot second there I thought you were Dr. Donald Adams of Afghanistan, the famous expert doctor of medicine. but I am presently in Afghanistan as an expert doctor of medicine. Afghan person : Help, this man is having a heart attack! Is there an expert doctor of medicine anywhere? Doctor : I am a doctor. Afghan person : An expert doctor of medicine? Doctor : I am … but a neurosurgeon. (hangs head in shame) Afghan : DAMMIT THIS IS SERIOUS. On the 12Th of April 2014 my wife and I were approached by a British Soldier, Warrant Officer Faulkner Spencer, who handed a box full of cash totaling TWENTY-TWO MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY...