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"IF MY BODY *WERE* A CAR" YOU HAVE ONIONS IN YOUR RADIATOR? OF COURSE I KID, THIS IS A GREAT MEME ABOUT OLD PEOPLE'S PEE PEE AND FARTS AND A GREAT VISUAL I MIGHT ADD IS THAT A NORMAN ROCKWELL STATUE ANYWAY WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK ABOUT THIS PEE PEE AND FARTS MEME I DO NOT GET THIS JOKE LIKE AT ALL WHY DID THE WOMAN GO TO A CHEMIST FOR PEE PEE AND FART PROBLEMS WHY WILL SHE NOT DARE TO COUGH I AM VERY ANGRY AT THIS TERRIBLE NON-JOKE IT'S LIKE GEORGE HAS BEEN STASHING THIS IN HIS HOLSTER JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MEME TO COME ALONG BIG FAIL HERE BY GEORGE SPEAKING OF BIG FAILS WHOEVER CREATES THESE AWFUL MEMES READS COMMENTS LIKE THIS AND IS LIKE "YUP STILL GOT IT" ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM EXAMINING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON AWFUL MEMES: THE BETTY BOOP CONTINGENT WILL NOT HESITATE TO COMMENT DESPITE BEING BASICALLY ILLITERATE RON PALON (GIVING A TOAST AT 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY) : I KN...

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE COUNTERPOINT: PUPPY! AND WE'RE OFF "BITCHESS" IS AN UNINTENTIONAL COOL TERM THANK YOU DEBBI FOR YOUR BRAVERY IN THE FACE OF BITCHES THINKING THEY'RE THE SHIT WHAT YOU ARE OVERDRESSED FOR THAT COMMENT IMO PETER RODRIGUEZ IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS MEME HAS TARGETED HIM AS A "STRESSFUL SITUATION" ON WHICH TO GET PEED AND HE IS FIRING BACK WITH SECOND-GRADE LEVEL RESPONSES AND IMPROPER PUNCTUATION (PETER RODRIGUEZ READS INTERNET MEME) "I! KNOW YOU. ARE BUT WHAT AM I:" (PETER RODRIGUEZ READS INTERNET MEME) "I'M RUBBER YOU'RE? GLUE. WHAT%EVER YOU SAY. BOUNCES! OFF ME AND STICKS TO- YOU" YOU DON'T SAY LOL INDEED BUT HOLD UP IS THAT ... MAYBE USE A TEMPORARY PROFILE PIC WHEN YOU'RE COMMENTING ON PEE MEMES ABOUT WHO YOU WANT TO PEE ON I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE LIKE A WOLF OR SOMETHING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT WE HAVE ...

SO TRUE SO TRUE MY PARENTS ARE VISITING FOR 10 DAYS, CAN’T EAT THEM AND THEY DON’T PLAY FETCH SO IMMA PEE ON THEM? “DOGS PEE TO RELIEVE STRESS, NOT TO MARK THEIR TERRITORY OR BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PEE” – SCIENCE YO CHECK IT OUT THOUGH, THIS DOG LOOKS MAD STRESSED JUST SAYING GO PEE ON YOUR PROBLEMS YOU SAD-ASS LOOKING PUPPY “I HAVE ANXIETY ABOUT MY OWN MORTALITY AND ALSO I HAVE FLEAS” – THIS PUPPY OH MY BAD WE’RE GONNA NEED A MEME WITH MORE PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR THIS DOG NOT FOR ME I AM GOOD /PEES ON MORTGAGE BILL, WALKS AWAY/