Spam email of the week
Subject: FEEL some warmth of Wren Y. Buran’s genitals I feel pretty confident stating that I will never receive an email with a more wonderful subject header. Adieu baby . This is Wren!! Couple things, Wren. Adieu means goodbye, so … goodbye baby to you, too? Also, are you the same Wren from the subject? The one whose genitals are going to keep me warm this summer? If so, please—go on. I found your profile via facebook. I was excited! You’re cute! Thanks, Wren! I just want to make sure you understand that I am the dude in my facebook profile picture and not the chic, who is my wife. Cause lemme tell ya’—she does NOT believe that genitals are a legitimate source of warmth, so don’t even waste your time. I want to share some hot photos with you, babe! OK. But what if the hotness generated from the photos precludes me from needing the warmth of your genti- Got big boobs, and a big butt… and know how to use them J I read that big boobs are only utilitar...