Spam email of the week
Subject: Shooters Revolution Hello, I hope this message finds you well. I am reaching out to you in hopes of support. Let me guess - your parents were killed in the Shooters Revolution but they left behind $9.8 million in life insurance money that you'd like to transfer to my American account so that I can hold it for you while you make your way to America, where you will set up an orphanage for the less fortunate. Myself and partners residence of Arizona have launched a new product, the Evo Basketball. Oh. The first smart basketball, the ball is equipped with a built in micro sensor that emits audible feedback when shot correctly. Me : ( shoots Evo Basketball ) Evo Basketball : Bad shot dumbaaaasssssss ... ( emits fart sound ) ( clanks off rim ) Me : ( gets rebound, trys a layup with Evo Basketball ) Evo Basketball : ( emits sound of crowd cheering ) ( ball swishes through hoop ) Nice shot! Why don't you get a little closer next time, Jimmy ( laugh track ) ......