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/TO THE TUNE OF "WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE" / WHERE HAVE ALL THE HUMMINGBIRDS GONE FOLKS: THEY MAY BE NESTING ACTUALLY THEY ARE NOT NESTING THEY ARE AT TOMMY'S HOUSE HELEN HAS SPOTTED A HUMMINGBIRD AS WELL ALTHOUGH THIS PARTICULAR SIGHTING FEELS LIKE A SETUP FOR A CLASSIC MILKWEED BRAG I DON'T TRUST IT PRAYING HANDS EMOJI HUMMINGBIRDS ARE TOTAL DIVAS ENJOYING THE IDEA THAT HUMMINGBIRDS DON'T LIKE ORGANIC SUGAR BUT ACTUALLY PREFER SOMETHING MORE PROCESSED "MY RESEARCH INDICATES THAT THE DEER DO NOT IN FACT ENJOY THE LEAVES BUT ACTUALLY PREFER THE MOZZARELLA STICKS FROM APPLEBEE'S" - BECKY I HAVE GREATLY UNDERESTIMATED THE PASSION OF THE HUMMINGBIRD-ENTHUSIAST COMMUNITY MAYBE THEY LEAVE FOR A WEEK BECAUSE THEY ARE HUMMINGBIRDS? AH WHO KNOWS /IN STRONG BRITISH ACCENT/ LADY HUMMINGBIRD DEMANDS FRESH NECTAR, CHOP CHOP, OFF YOU GO "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: "I HAVE R

Nextdoor posts of the week

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GREAT QUESTION JIMMY IF YOUR SUBJECT TITLE AND DESCRIPTION WERE A SUSPENSEFUL DRAMA I WOULD SAY IT'S REMINISCENT OF MOMENTO TOO BAD NETFLIX DOESN'T GIVE SUGGESTIONS OR EVEN CATEGORIZE THEIR OFFERINGS :( THANKFULLY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE SITE NEXTDOOR WAS MADE FOR WHAT DO YOU SAY NEIGHBORS HMMM SOUNDS GREAT HOW DO I STREAM THIS CRAPPY MOVIE IMAGINE GETTING YOUR MOVIE SUGGESTIONS FROM THE COMMENTS ON NEXTDOOR AND THEN PURSUING THE ONES THAT WERE POORLY REVIEWED THIS IS GOING TO NEED A SEPARATE THREAD LET'S MOVE ON THANK YOU BILL YOU ARE DOING THE LORD'S WORK HERE WHAT IS NEXTDOOR EVEN FOR IF NOT TO PROACTIVELY WARN NEIGHBORS ABOUT BED BUGS I MEAN IT *IS* BEAUTIFUL IF I HAD A FOURTH PHOTO I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE A DECISION LET  ME SLEEP ON IT, AFAF WHERE IS KAYLA NO TIME TO CALL E-NAILS- BETTER GET ON NEXTDOOR ASAP IS IT POSSIBLE KAYLA CONTRACTED BED BUGS CAN'T SAY SHE WASN'T WARNED