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Grandma memes of the week

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FOUND A PAGE ON FACEBOOK CALLED "I'M A GRANDMA. I LOVE MY GRANDKIDS" GREAT NAME FOR A FACEBOOK PAGE BETTER MEMES LET'S GO DID A GROOVY OLD GRANDMA WRITE THIS NORMALLY I FEEL LIKE THAT STATEMENT IS HYPERBOLIC BUT IN THIS CASE I AGREE!!!!! WHO IS MESSING WITH THE GRANDBABES PLEASE LEAVE THE GRANDBABES ALONG ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT ONE TIME I SAW A GRANDBABE GET ROASTED FOR HAVING A BIG FOREHEAD AND OUT OF NOWHERE THIS OLDER WOMAN HOLDING A GLASS OF MERLOT JUST STARTED DROP-KICKING THESE NINE-YEAR-OLDS IN THE FACE SO THIS IS GRAMMATUDE I REMEMBER THINKING TO MYSELF AT THE TIME ANYWAY THIS IS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW, NOT SURE WHY I NEVER MENTIONED IT GROSS WHAT EVEN IS THIS, WHO IS THIS FOR I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL MAINLY AT THE MOMENT I AM STRUGGLING WITH GRANDMA MEMES THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT ALSO, AS A GRANDMA, I AM STRUGGLING WITH FINDING A MEME THAT COMBINES MY LOVE OF FRIDAY

Instagram account of the week

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DO YOU LIKE LIONS I MEAN WHO DOESN'T LIKE LIONS, AMIRITE FOLKS BUT DO YOU LIKE LIONS AS MUCH AS *THIS* GUY DOUBTFUL WE'VE ALL HAD DREAMS OF DEDICATING OUR INSTAGRAM FEEDS ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY TO LION MEMES, BUT ALAS #LIFE GETS IN THE WAY THANKFULLY THERE IS A ONE-STOP SHOP FOR ALL OF YOUR LION CONTENT NO LION CAN BE KING WITHOUT HIS LIONESS SO TRUE (?) WANNABE KING WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A GOOD WOMAN SCROLLING THROUGH INSTAGRAM AND SEEING THIS MEME : WOW, I NEED TO CHANGE MY #LIFE DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE A MORE INSPIRING LION MEME I STAND CORRECTED EVEN THE LION IS MOTIVATED BY THESE WORDS "I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO ON FOR SOME REASON, BUT I MUST BECAUSE I AM A LION" - THIS LION BY THE WAY THIS MEME WAS SENT TO THIS GUY-- HE DIDN'T PURSUE IT ON HIS OWN LION MEMES JUST TEND TO FIND HIM, IT'S ALL A COINCIDENCE THIS IS CLEARLY THE SAME WIND MACHINE BEYONCE USED AT COACHELLA BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE

Facebook memes of the week

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  I REMEMBER THIS QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS HORNY DWARF WAS REALLY PUT IN HIS PLACE AS A RESULT THE MEME SO NICE SHERRY AMEN-ED IT TWICE HMMM TOUGH ONE BUT I THINK THE RAPIST WILL BE TO BLAME CAN I GET AN AMEN THANK YOU ALL OF THESE AMENS ARE IMPORTANT- ESPECIALLY HLOKS HLOKOLOZA LEKGARI'S OBVIOUSLY- BUT IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HEAR WHAT BETTY BOOP THINKS WOW I AM SO HUMBLED THANK YOU BETTY BOOP AND THANK YOU JAN BETTY BOOP IS FAMOUS FOR NOT BEING A WEIRD-ASS BIG-HEADED CARTOON WITH A MIDDLE PART WHO FLAUNTS HER SEXUALITY THIS WOULD BE LIKE DAFFY DUCK HAVING A MEME THAT SAID "STOP SPINNING AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC AND SMELL THE ROSES" AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL WAS LIKE "AMEN" THAT WAS MY STRAINED SEGUE TO THE NEXT MEME WHAT THE POLICE CALLED YOU INSTEAD OF THE ESCAPEE'S IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO TELL YOU THAT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ESCAPED "FROM MENTAL HOSPITAL" BECAUSE THE POLICE K