Teaser link of the week

I DID IT

I FOUND THE BEST TEASER LINK

CONSUMERS’ INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR PHIL COLLINS CONTENT MANIFESTS ITSELF YET AGAIN

IF MY REPUTABLE AND COMMENDABLE HISTORY OF RESEARCHING TEASER LINKS DIDN’T INFORM ME THAT THE “YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW” IS IMPLIED, I WOULD BE CALLING THE POLICE ON THIS AD

“PROBABLY?” TAKE A STAND DAMMIT

I EXPECTED MORE FROM LOCKSMITH OF HEARTS

PHIL SEEMS AS SURPRISED AS THE REST OF US THAT HE CREATED CIVILIZATION'S MOST PRETTY WOMAN

IT'S GRAMMATICALLY CHIC NOW TO ADD AN APOSTROPHE+S TO SHOW POSSESSIVE FOR A NAME ENDING IN "S," ALTHOUGH CONSIDERING "MOST PRETTY" AND THE MULTIPLE MISSING WORDS, I DOUBT THAT WAS INTENTIONAL

THAT SAID, THE PERIOD IS MY FAVORITE PART

MY OTHER FAVORITE PART IS EVERYTHING

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE